This is the worst outrage of all.
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pore over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
HE PRIDES HIMSELF (somewhat) ON HIS ABILITY TO WRITE.
That is simply a fucking outrage. It’s as if the screech a table saw makes prided itself on its cello-playing ability. I’m a writer in a small way myself and the sort of thing Donald Trump writes SHOULD NEVER BE A SOURCE OF PRIDE TO ANYONE.
Plus he hasn’t written any books, he’s hired ghost writers.
There’s also the fact that people don’t pore (he wrote “pour” with his pride-worthy ability to write but Scavino fixed it just as I was about to do a third or fourth annotation and for a few seconds I was afraid I’d been blocked because I got the “no you can’t” notification) over his tweets “looking for a mistake”…we check them out to see if he’s going to blow us all up in the next few minutes. The shit writing is way down on the list of reasons we check what he’s saying today.
His ability to write. It’s blasphemy.
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Oh, but he has the best brain! If you have the best brain, you should have the best ability to write. All us little brains just don’t recognize good writing when we see it, because we’re tied to “coastal elite” views of what writing should be. FAKE NEWS! (That last is thrown in to show you I, too, know how to write, and sometimes pride myself on my ability to write).
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I have heard it argued, apparently earnestly, that his writing and speaking seem to be gibberish purely because it is so far above the comprehension of those of us with ordinary plebian comprehension. An example given, without a trace of laughter, was to imagine trying to understand an advanced lecture from Stephen Hawking only to become confused.
He’s so good at the writing, but he has to hold the pad up to conceal the fact that there’s no writing on it.
So “it” has written many best selling books?