Never in the history

Bumpy day up in there.

Erm…what? I think I get the “should be good: are bad” polarity; I think he means stories that should be about how awesome Donald Trump is fail to say that and instead say that he is disappointing. But the “should be bad: are horrible” one? Mystifying. They should say Democrats are bad but instead say they’re horrible? That doesn’t seem like something Trump would frown on. He must have gotten confused. He meant to do a polarity thing: the ones that should be good are bad, the ones that should be bad are good. That’s a stupid polarity because he doesn’t mean bad/good so much as flattering/unflattering, but it would at least be possible to follow. But switching to bad—>horrible halfway through makes nonsense of the whole thing. Poor Donald. He doesn’t word.

Such dignity.

Says Mister Fuck Everything That Moves, Mister grab her by the pussy, Mister I moved on her like a bitch, Mister serial sexual assaulter.

Then a silence fell; I suppose he’s on the golf course.

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4 responses to “Never in the history”

  1. Holms Avatar

    Erm…what? I think I get the “should be good: are bad” polarity; I think he means stories that should be about how awesome Donald Trump is fail to say that and instead say that he is disappointing.

    I think the following portion is simply that ‘they are reporting everything more negatively than it really is!’ but expressed poorly.

  2. Michael M Mason Avatar
    Michael M Mason

    I don’t think he’s trying to say that good becomes bad and bad becomes good; I think he’s trying to say that the press makes things seem worse than they really are, so that a good thing is made to seem bad and a bad thing is made to seem horrible.

  3. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Well, maybe, but he himself doesn’t think it’s possible to say anything too bad about anyone he hates at the moment, so…I still don’t see it.

  4. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    As Trump’s mouth is little more than a random word generator, there is a certain futility in trying to decipher the meaning behind his verbal ejaculations.