Trump did a quick cameo in the White House backyard. He took notes with him, in giant letters, so that he wouldn’t forget what he was supposed to say.
Now “I WANT NOTHING” is trending on Twitter.
He wrote that weird note himself. He always writes in all caps, like a true illiterate. All caps but he still dots the i.
THiS iS THE FiNAL WORD FROM THE PRES OF THE US, he wrote. Oh yes? So he’s resigning?
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7 responses to “HE WANT NOTHiNG”
Oh, to never hear another word from that orange orifice….
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!
He’s probably been learning Turkish from his friend Recap. The difference between dotted and undotted “i”s is crucial.
There’s something wrong with a language that turns a “g” into “w” with a diacritical mark, dagnabbit!
Further east it’s pronounced as a voiced velar fricative–something like the g in Spanish “lago”. It’s not far from that to a /w/–just lower your tongue a tad.
In fact, /w/ sounds in French and Spanish are usually written as “gu”–“guau” in Spanish is pronounced almost exactly as “wow” in English.
I should have known there’d be a linguist here! Thanks NAM.
*WAM. Was thinking “Not a Maroon”.