Dude, your hand

Of course he did.

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6 responses to “Dude, your hand”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Not to worry; his hands have Miraculous, Restorative, Healing Powers.

    They just don’t work very well with casinos. Or universities, magazines, vodka, steaks…

    Okay, scratch that; that doctor should just go directly to the ICU; he’s doomed.

  2. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    That might be an old photo just being recycled for this tweet. In which case they still should have chosen one consistent with social distancing, of course.

    Everyone please ignore the fact that yesterday Trump was accusing medical professionals of stealing protective equipment.

  3. Catwhisperer Avatar

    I hope they all coughed on him. No, I’m not very nice.

  4. Holms Avatar

    “The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.”

  5. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    β€œThe hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.”

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    So, do we see if Trump can pass the scrofula test? And if he does pass, who even does crown-making these days? I suppose we could repurpose one of his gold toilets; honestly, until now it’s been gracing the wrong end of its owner.

  6. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    Anybody else got scrofula?