Elite strike force team
Gee, he noticed?
Trump is sweating over his campaign lawyers’ dismal and often outlandish efforts to reverse President-elect Joe Biden’s projected electoral victory.
Trump is worried that his campaign’s legal team, which is being led by his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, is composed of “fools that are making him look bad,” NBC News reported Monday.
He can stop worrying. Of course they’re fools who are making him look even worse (which is not easy to do).
That group, which has unironically called itself an “elite strike force team,” to date has failed to win any legal victories that would invalidate votes for Biden, the former Democratic vice president, even as they tout wildly broad claims of fraud for which they have offered no convincing evidence.
But other than that, and the melting hair dye, they’re impressive.
Trump has complained to White House aides and outside allies about how Giuliani and Powell conducted themselves at that event, NBC reported.
Whaddya bet it was the hair dye.
Giuliani, who was once a top federal prosecutor in Manhattan, also presided over the press conference at RNC headquarters, where he stood and watched Powell promote the campaign’s most far-fetched vote fraud allegations to date.
At that event, Giuliani perspired so heavily that sweat apparently blackened from hair dye conspicuously ran down his cheeks as he made baseless allegations of electoral skullduggery.
Trump, who is obsessed with television and the personal appearances of people on it, was not happy with Giuliani’s look at the press conference, a person familiar with the president’s reaction told NBC News.
Toldja! Crimes and sedition are fine, but hair dye running down the face cannot be tolerated.
Betcha Trump stiffs Rudi for the 20k per day.
Then Rudi can join the queue to sue!
He’d probably better hire a competent attorney first. ;-)
A 5-step solution, designed exclusively for Trump:
1. Find out via Twitter, reality TV or somesuch the most popular colour for hair dye.
2. Switch Guiliani to that.
3. Cancel this Biden-victory corrupted election.
4. Hold a fresh election.
5. If you lose, go to 1.
(My bill is in the mail, addressed to Donald Trump, c/- Federal Bureau of Prisons, Department of Justice, Washington, DC.)
I myself agree with the wag who called Ghouliani “bat boy” a la the old, dearly departed Weekly World News supermarket tabloid. (lookism, I KNOW, BUT JEEZ)
But Giuliani has a far, far worse history than “America’s Favorite Mayor.” This is just APPALLING.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/stderr/2020/11/23/a-story-we-should-all-know/
I saw a tweet last night saying that the elite strike force’s new law firm was Coup Clutz Clan. I laughed.
I expect Dewey, Cheatem, and How to join the team next.