Why Trump hires dumb as a rock people

Reporter: Yes but why hire a team of rivals who are dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, whacko, and incompetent?

KM: Wull sometimes those rivals prove those labels to be true.

Me: If they’re all that it’s bound to be obvious just by chatting with them for a minute, so…

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8 responses to “Why Trump hires dumb as a rock people”

  1. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    The president uses his gut and makes the best decision.

    Which is why most of his decisions are full of shit.

  2. Enzyme Avatar

    He hires people whom he calls dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, whacko, and incompetent because he likes the model of having a team of rivals.

    OK.

    So in that case, isn’t the question not “Why does he keep hiring them?”, but “Why does he keep firing them?”?

  3. iknklast Avatar

    Actually, he hates having a team of rivals. He might like the phrase, but he does not like having anyone who is a rival.

  4. Pliny the in Between Avatar
    Pliny the in Between

    Water through the nose OMG! When I read that I thought it had to be a joke. Then I began to imagine Indigo Montoya saying, “I do not think that means what you think it means.”

    Though if he does consider, ‘dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, whacko, and incompetent’ people as rivals then the man has more insight than I would have given him credit.

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Competitive petrodumb incompetence in the White House!!

  6. Claire Avatar

    I honestly thought this was parody.

    You know who else liked having his team vie with one another? Hitler.

  7. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    Indigo Montoya? Wasn’t that the name of Jenny McCarthy’s child?

  8. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    Um, Lincoln hired people who disagreed with him.

    Trump, not so much.