Another controversial law

The Babylon Bee:

LITTLE ROCK, AR—In a huge blow to trans-species rights, Arkansas has passed a controversial law banning the dismemberment and surgical altering of children if they want to be a different creature. 

But trans mermaids are mermaids!

“I’ll never forget the day my daughter Belle was splashing in the tub and said, ‘Look at me, Mommy! I’m a mermaid!'” said local progressive mother and part-time librarian Zindy Derple. “I knew that day she was different. A mythical fish-creature trapped in a human girl’s body.”

Belle’s dismemberment surgery has now been canceled due to Arkansas’s new law. 

“Now, we can’t even get her the compassionate leg-removal medical care needed to turn her into her true mermaid self,” she said, fighting tears. 

Bigots. Mythophobes. Haters.

Hollywood has also spoken up, vowing to never film in Arkansas again. “Arkansas needs to learn we will never support a state that normalizes such hate and bigotry,” said one director. 

“We will be filming Cuties 2 elsewhere, thank you very much.”. 

No kiddie porn for you, Arkansas!

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