Are they the guys that made How I Met Your Birthing Parent?
Bjarte Foshaug
Meanwhile, in the latest episode of Theirlock Holmes, our hero and their faithful sidekick Dr. Watchild are confronted with their most gruesome case to date: Trans and non-binary people are turning up misgendered and feeling dead inside all over twitter, and it’s a race against time to find the serial killer before they literally murder again.
After brilliantly dispensing with the tedious investigation part, Theirlock finally gathers all the involved parties together on the internet and, in a stroke of unprecedented genius, jumps to the conclusions that K.J. Lowring, a known Karen with a long history of feminism, is a fucking TERF.
Lowring tries to defend themselves by a presenting what appears to be a watertight alibi: It turns out they just woke up after 3 months in coma. But Theirlock has an ace up their sleeve: By appealing to evidence Lowring just outed themselves as a representative of Cultural Whiteness and hence a TERF! Thus the case is closed, the crowd burn the witch, and they all live happily for the next 5 minutes.
THE END
latsot
Yeah, mole is good. I do like attention to detail.
Mike Kuebler
The Godparent
Don’t you mean “The Godnonbirthingparent”?
BrianM
Maybe Godparamecium? Because we cannot acknowledge the sexes, we need to return to the primeval ooze for an understanding of human sexuality and society?
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From the makers of:
The Godparent
The They-Devil
Batnonbinary Begins
Siblinghood of Blades
Wonder Person 1984
The possibilities are endless!
I liked this reply:
https://twitter.com/CultSwat/status/1393659725779279877/photo/1
Are they the guys that made How I Met Your Birthing Parent?
Meanwhile, in the latest episode of Theirlock Holmes, our hero and their faithful sidekick Dr. Watchild are confronted with their most gruesome case to date: Trans and non-binary people are turning up misgendered and feeling dead inside all over twitter, and it’s a race against time to find the serial killer before they literally murder again.
After brilliantly dispensing with the tedious investigation part, Theirlock finally gathers all the involved parties together on the internet and, in a stroke of unprecedented genius, jumps to the conclusions that K.J. Lowring, a known Karen with a long history of feminism, is a fucking TERF.
Lowring tries to defend themselves by a presenting what appears to be a watertight alibi: It turns out they just woke up after 3 months in coma. But Theirlock has an ace up their sleeve: By appealing to evidence Lowring just outed themselves as a representative of Cultural Whiteness and hence a TERF! Thus the case is closed, the crowd burn the witch, and they all live happily for the next 5 minutes.
THE END
Yeah, mole is good. I do like attention to detail.
Don’t you mean “The Godnonbirthingparent”?
Maybe Godparamecium? Because we cannot acknowledge the sexes, we need to return to the primeval ooze for an understanding of human sexuality and society?