They smell blood

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Ophelia Benson

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https://twitter.com/oliverburkeman/status/1359887719321776128

He’s reading it correctly.

Bookshop boss now says he now regrets apology for apology. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of Who Will Apologize Last?

https://twitter.com/tuibguy/status/1359895255060013066

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5 responses to “They smell blood”

  1. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    “We apologize for the fault in the apology. Those responsible for sacking the persons responsible, have been sacked. Our twitter feed has now been reassigned at great expense in an entirely different style….”

    Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

  2. Ophelia Benson Avatar
    Ophelia Benson

    Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

  3. Dan T. Avatar
    Dan T.

    Maybe some day business managers will grow a spine and stop making kneejerk decisions (and decisions about the decisions, and decisions about the decisions about the decisions) based on whoever is expressing rage on Twitter right at the moment?

  4. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Are there any other authors they’ve had speak, whom we can get them to retroactively disavow for views not relevent to the event they are now being retrospectively disinvited from presenting, followed by several rounds of recursive apology and public struggle session? Twister is a fun game!

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar
    Ophelia Benson

    Oh there must be. Let’s start researching now!

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