Enjoying the sunny weather

Sure, kids, go play with the chainsaw, just wear a sunhat and you’ll be fine.

It was with some trepidation that I set off into the hills of Pyrenees Orientales on Saturday. The temperature was forecast to rise to 37°C by the afternoon – a level that is lethal, according to British news sites, even if you are sitting around in the garden. Apparently, today and tomorrow’s heatwave is going to kill thousands of Britons. 

Haw haw, aren’t people stupid for understanding that excessive heat kills.

Was I going to end up being recorded in the local French newspapers as the foolish Englishman who perished after going out in the midday sun? I needn’t have worried. I didn’t see many people at first, but by the time I reached the more used paths, there were plenty of locals out enjoying the weather, including at least one family who had taken their young children on a stroll of several miles. Take a sunhat and plenty of water and there is nothing to be afraid of.

So there you go! The Spectator columnist has spoken! Just take your kids out in dangerous heat and hope for the best! He saw some people who did it and they weren’t corpses so that’s research enough, yeah? Of course.

The heatwave is just the latest manifestation of our own public authorities’ obsession with doom. Dominic Raab was in trouble on Sunday for merely suggesting that people might enjoy this week’s weather. In the grim orthodoxy of climate panic, sunny weather is not something to be enjoyed; it is a portent of doom, punishment for our excessively wealthy lifestyles and capitalism in general.

The trouble is, climate doesn’t read the Spectator. Climate doesn’t care how far the Spectator columnist walked or didn’t walk, it doesn’t care how much he taunts people who understand that excessive heat can kill, it doesn’t care whether he enjoys sunny weather or not. Climate isn’t political in that sense; climate just does what it does.

The relative humidity at Heathrow Airport – a contender if any records are broken today or tomorrow – at 10 a.m. this morning was a perfectly pleasant 41 per cent. Britain is essentially in the same body of air as down here in South West France. 

There is a side-effect to ordering us all to stay indoors during the heatwave. All we will soak up is the usual climate hyperbole being fed to us via our TV and websites  – that we are being boiled alive in a man-made cataclysm. Fortunately, for now, I am somewhere where life is going on in spite of high temperatures, and people are allowed to enjoy, rather than feel guilty about, hot weather.

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