For his children

Trump thinks it’s very very very unfair that anyone is investigating his darling little children who just want to play with their teddy bears in peace.

Former President Donald Trump believes that his children are being targeted by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s Jan. 6 commission and the New York attorney general to deflect attention from President Joe Biden’s failings.

Or – and hear me out for a second – it could be that they did illegal things.

“It’s a very unfair situation for my children. Very, very unfair,” he told Secrets in a telephone call.

You know how he could have avoided it? By maintaining a wall of separation between them and his crimes. Instead of course he raised them to commit crimes, and he allowed Princess Ivanka to install herself and her sinister husband in the White House.

“They are using whatever powers they have. They couldn’t care less. They are vicious people,” Trump said of the panel.

Did Trump use whatever powers he had (and some he didn’t have)? Was he able to care less? Is he a vicious person?

He suggested that the commission investigation is a smokescreen to cover for Biden’s missteps. “It’s a disgrace, what’s going on. They’re using these things to try and get people’s minds off how incompetently our country is being run. And they don’t care. They’ll go after children,” Donald Trump said.

“Children.” Princess Ivanka is 40.

“They’ve done a great job,” he said. “You know Ivanka very well, and you know the quality of her,” he added. “For them to have to go through all this stuff is a disgrace.”

They wouldn’t have “had” to if he hadn’t involved them in his crimes.

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