He identifies as driving sober

It seems this is not a parody.

It sure as hell looks like a parody, wouldn’t you say? But it seems it’s not. The BBC is treating it as not-parody.

Mr Wallis was arrested last year on suspicion of driving while unfit, following an incident where a car hit a lamppost at Church Road in Llanblethian, Vale of Glamorgan.

What car? Driven by whom? What does the incident have to do with Mr Wallis?

“When I crashed my car on the 28th November I fled the scene. I did so because I was terrified,” he wrote.

Oh, so it was his car, and he was driving? Then why did the BBC say “a car” as if owner and driver were both a mystery?

“I am sorry that it appears I ‘ran away’ but this isn’t how it happened in the moment,” he said.

He identifies as not having run away.

Women’s Equality Party is quite overcome with emotion.

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