Lucky Worcester

Fabulous headline:

Friar Street is set to become the home of new vegan and queer space

Vegan and queer. All the fun in one place! Should we call it queegan? Veer? Vuighur?

A NEW vegan deli and non-binary clothing shop is set to open in the city centre. 

I don’t much fancy the idea of clothes and deli in the same space. Feels a bit nauseating somehow.

Flo will be opening up in Friar Street offering a safe space to the LGBTQ+ community.

Who’s Flo? Why are we suddenly talking about her instead of the deli-clothes mashup?

Owner Rie Vockins named the new store after their grandmother who was called Florence and called it a ‘phoenix from the flames’ after a difficult three years. 

Mx Vockins said: “I’m opening a vegan deli and gender-neutral clothing store. 

Any chance of a gender-neutral deli and a vegan clothing store? I think I’d prefer that.

“If you’ve had a bad day, you can come here and just pop in and say hi. It’s a safe place for everyone.”

Hm. That’s very nice and everything but it’s not going to pay the rent. It’s kind of a niche market as it is – vegan gender-neutral people who want to eat and buy clothes at the same time. If you make it into a kind of clubhouse where people can just hang out saying hi to each other, your profits might turn out to be smallish.

The store will be split into two sections. At the front, the store will offer a vegan deli bar serving artisan cheese, wine and meat and the rear will have racks of gender-neutral and sustainable clothing.  

Ok. This is very difficult, technical stuff, but I think I’m starting to get the hang of it. Except maybe the “gender-neutral clothing” part – I’m not sure what that means.

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