The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is popular today.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin… Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. pic.twitter.com/3VBkuI5kTw
— KC Davis (@kevindavis338) May 6, 2023
Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, all in one photo. https://t.co/ZEjFkj0Oh4
— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) May 6, 2023
https://twitter.com/CharlesLarrivee/status/1654854631476932608
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10 responses to “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin”
Five is right out!
He must be a king. He hasn’t got shit all over him.
And then they feasted upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals….
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!
All hail King Charles the Fifth!
@WaM, if only they had, rather than Chuckles “Coronation Quiche” (google it if you haven’t already”
Apparently, the spirit of Sir Les Patterson lives on when one of the Australian delegation asked Camilla if she’d like a bit of “Quickie”.
always saddened how the “watery tart” reference is overlooked . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88DZhwKqHM4
That quiche actually looks pretty good. Not healthy, perhaps, but good.
Quiche with BEANS in it??! Ugh.
It doesn’t count if the bint wasn’t moistened.