Some spicy moves

The BBC solemnly tells us what to think about Sam Smith and his new video – well no they tell us what to think about “their” new video, but you know how it is, it’s hard to remember to use the “correct” i.e. incorrect hence hard to remember ProNouns.

And with their latest video, Sam Smith has certainly caused a bit of stir.

If you haven’t watched it, the singer spends most of it wearing a corset and nipple tassels while performing some spicy moves with backing dancers.

Is this the BBC or Pink News?

One scene in particular has upset some people – it shows Sam in that corset and nipple tassel look, posing suggestively while being showered with jets of water.

Youtube’s restricted mode blocks the video. But fans say it’s no worse than others released by artists, many of them female, containing suggestive imagery.

Songs like Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, S&M by Rihanna or even Call On Me by Eric Prydz all capitalise on it.

Therefore a pudgy guy is every bit as hot doing the same thing.

Except that it doesn’t work that way. What people find sexy isn’t really a matter for political agitation. It is a matter for political agitation when being sexy, especially being sexy to men, is made a criterion in realms where being sexy is completely beside the point. Women are more than familiar with that warped arrangement, and analyzing it and resisting it has been a big part of feminism for decades. It doesn’t follow that a pudgy guy who wants to be another Rihanna is doing something progressive or liberatory.

Those who think Sam has been singled out have a theory.

In 2019, the singer came out as non-binary and asked to be described with they/them pronouns. Their new album, Gloria, fully embraces LGBT culture.

There’s no such thing as LGBT culture. Sam Smith is not a lesbian. It doesn’t really mean anything to “come out as non-binary,” for the simple reason that “non-binary” doesn’t mean much. All this solemn hand-wringing is just silly, and makes the BBC look fatuous.

“If a female artist had done that exact same video, worn the exact same outfits, no one would bat an eyelid,” says drag queen Pixie Polite. “I think the outcry just smacks of this sort of homophobia, queer phobia and transphobia.”

Don’t forget non-binary phobia. The more phobias you can list the more prizes you get.

Sure, it’s true that a woman doing that stuff wouldn’t get people batting their eyelids, but that’s because men have been sexualizing women that way since forever. That doesn’t mean it’s transferable to pudgy guys in corsets and nipple tassels.

Kenny Ethan Jones, a trans advocate and writer from London, agrees that Sam is entering an era of “embracing their queerness”.

“It’s really nice to see Sam really step into themselves,” says Kenny.

Bahahahahahaha thanks for that.

There’s more but ça suffit maintenant as my French teacher used to say.

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