Man so addicted to posting selfies that even this didn’t stop him.
Why would he take a selfie while his mouth is full of mouthwash?
Doesn’t he realize we can see the thick makeup?
The whole world is asking why he’s wearing a bathmat.
It’s time to recycle the Xmas cards.
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Closet door open so we can see the sparkly dresses within.
(Women’s dresses for women!)
Hey, he’s welcome to wear that dress if it makes him feel pretty. It is a dress even most teen girls would have the sense to avoid though. It could be mouthwash. Better explanation than a coquettish grin anyway. And what happened to the filters? He’s definitely forgotten to use the filters.
He is not well. Twittering about the call from someone who didn’t call his agent but thought he’d be happy to proselytize for the trans-cult for free, wuz a sign. British Raj Willowbee isn’t getting paying gigs.
“The whole world is asking why he’s wearing a bathmat”
Thanks, Ophelia, I choked on my tea upon reading that!
These images are, I think? supposed to look like the kind of casual snaps a teenage girl might post throughout the day, as a way of saying hi/connecting with her friends, but as people here and on Twitter are pointing out they seem, bizarrely, carefully staged.
Indeed they are but why the HELL does a 57-year-old man want to resemble a teenage girl?
Willoughby in a bath mat reminds me of The Borrowers. He looks ready to pop a thimble on his head and do battle with a housecat.
As to why a 57 year old man would want to look like a teenage girl, I can only speculate that he has nothing better to do. Maybe it gives him a rise – geezers will do anything for some titillation, even without a knob. It sounds exhausting to me. I couldn’t even be bothered to get the hair transplants he had.
Once you’ve abandoned your family, and your son won’t speak to you anymore, perhaps you must keep pushing in some direction (nominally, forward) or you’ll collapse.
That was a nice early morning shriek of laughter. Willoughby as Arietta, perfect.