Trying to groom the next Kyle Rittenhouse

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Ophelia Benson

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Sorry but I have to sneer at Lauren Boebert some more.

Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., has announced that she will be a grandmother at 36 next month when her 17-year-old son’s partner gives birth to a son.

Her son’s what? Do 17-year-olds have “partners”?

Boebert staffers on Friday confirmed the announcement. Breaking from a meeting for an interview, Boebert verified her son and his girlfriend are not married and declined to reveal the age of the girlfriend, other than to say she’s over 14.

Soooooo she’s 15. Great. 15-year-olds are definitely mature enough to be parents; that’s definitely an ideal time to start pumping out the babies.

Boeberty family values:

https://twitter.com/RachelBitecofer/status/1634338241771085824

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6 responses to “Trying to groom the next Kyle Rittenhouse”

  1. zoombats Avatar
    zoombats

    Judging from the family photo it’s going to be very difficult for anyone of the four to keep it in their pants..

  2. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    Well, they’re all maintaining ‘trigger discipline.’

  3. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    So, why aren’t they married? There’s plenty of shotguns in Colorado!

  4. Colin Day Avatar
    Colin Day

    @ Mike Haubrich ?#3

    A shotgun isn’t much help against an AR-15

  5. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    It’s uncouth to take an AR-15 to a wedding. C’mon, man, get some class.

  6. Colin Day Avatar
    Colin Day

    @ Mike Haubrich

    get some class

    The Boeberts have class?

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