Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook

Interlude for hilarity.

The image. I just can’t love the image enough.

Comments

10 responses to “Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook”

  1. twiliter Avatar

    [S]olo poly people see themselves as their own primary.

    AKA ambitious wankers. Got it.

  2. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    I hate using the word “copium” but this is that for the poor women who’re ultimately replaceable in any polyamorous relationship. Also love the “intersectional” prop (can’t imagine there’s many poly third wheels that are the hijab wearing types: it’s multiple wives, not multiple girlfriends).

  3. NightCrow Avatar

    About MarjaniMarjani Lane is an alter ego created by me, Ebony Hagans … Marjani represents freedom and being comfortable while doing it.

    Okay, so who is Marjani really?

    My name is Ebony. I am 31 years old, solo polyamorous, pansexual enby (non-binary). I use they/them pronouns. I live in Hawaii but am originally from NC. I am a Navy Veteran.…

    etc, etc

  4. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    We’re really into Poe’s Law territory here.

    I’m expecting to see reactions of both:

    (a) “How dare you mock this brave person”; and

    (b) “Can’t believe you fell for this obvious, over-the-top parody that is offensive to people with actual alternate sexualities”

  5. NightCrow Avatar

    Yes, I wondered about parody. But how can you possibly tell?

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    It’s a parody AND a brave person; two for the price of one!

  7. Karen the chemist Avatar
    Karen the chemist

    It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping.

  8. Jim Baerg Avatar

    Karen:

    Is it Parkay or Parquet?

  9. Kristjan Avatar

    Hmm, that definition sounds awfully like the definition of a narcissist.

  10. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Which is why they prefer to call it “solo poly”! Better mockery than admitting narcissism.