Guilty

Holy shit that was fast.

The jury is reciting the verdict. Up to 20 guilty at this moment.

Next moment: guilty on all 34.

Updating to add some er commentary.

Update: It’s fun to see each one recited.

Comments

21 responses to “Guilty”

  1. Mike B Avatar

    Now the fun begins . . .

  2. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    Tomorrow’s NYT: “In this Ohio diner, voters are just as troubled by Joe Biden’s 82 years of age as they are by Donald Trump’s 34 felony convictions.”

  3. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    But at present, a lot of people are pointing out, he’s a convicted felon.

  4. Rob Avatar

    That’s very satisfying news. I doubt this will move the dial at all for the devoted mega crowd. Hopefully it will nudge some fence sitting Republican voters to cross the line. I suspect that this will be another election that will come down to 100k voters in four States though. So, maybe just moving a small number of those voters from R to D, or at least no vote, will do the trick.

  5. Artymorty Avatar

    FINA FUCKIN LEEE.

    Also: OH THANK FUCK a system actually WORKED for once!

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Screechy hahahahasob too true.

  7. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    When this case was brought, I agreed with what appeared to be the consensus of legal commentators that it seemed the weakest of all the cases that might (and eventually were) brought against Trump.

    But none of those other cases are likely to make it to trial in time to even matter. The documents case is the strongest, but Judge Cannon is sabotaging that, SCOTUS ran interference on the D.C. Jan. 6 case, and the Georgia RICO case has been a clusterfuck of prosecutorial screwups.

    Meanwhile, NY D.A. Bragg and his team got this case to trial, and they got convictions, so hats off to them.

  8. Artymorty Avatar

    Celebrating with a campy ’80s gay anthem I’ve always loved:

    One rule for us, for you another

    Do unto yourself as you see fit for yor brother

    Is that not within realm of understanding?

    A fifty second capacity of mind, too demanding?

    Well the poor unfortunate you

    There are a myriad of things that you can do

    (Like pick up a pen and paper

    Or go and talk to a friend

    The history of the future

    No violence or revenge)

    Your shame is never… ending

    Just one psychological drama after another

    YOU ARE GUILTY! (GUILTY! GUILTY!)

    And how you ever entered into this life

    God only knows…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gwiInUNf_s

  9. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    Florida law deprives convicted felons of certain Civil Rights including the right to vote, serve on a jury, hold public office, and restricts the issuance and renewal of some professional licenses such as real estate and insurance.

    Source.

  10. Rev David Brindley Avatar
    Rev David Brindley

    Goodnight America, it was nice knowing you.

    January 6 was the Beta Version of what the MAGAhats and Trumpholes are about to unleash. They’re armed, angry, and stupid.

  11. J.A. Avatar

    As someone who has served on a jury and taken it seriously myself, I am grateful to those who served on Trump’s jury and likewise took it seriously. Maybe, just maybe, that line from the Pledge of Allegiance ending with “and justice for all” isn’t a dead letter yet.

  12. Tim Harris Avatar

    Well done, America!

  13. starskeptic Avatar

    5 more lashes and they can make a Jesus out of him…

  14. twiliter Avatar

    I hope I’m not breaking any laws by never having presumed that stupid bastard innocent.

  15. Omar Avatar

    CLANG.!!!!

    With a bit of Trumpian luck, he could even get the occasional visit from Melania, or even Stormy Daniels: for conversation only of course; and perhaps a bit heated at times.

    America is right now in need of a gigantic Band-Aid.

  16. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    5 more lashes and they can make a Jesus out of him…

    He’ll still claim crucifixion without the nails or planks, though. How long before McNaughton paints him wearing a crown of thorns (assuming he hasn’t already done so)?

  17. Francis Boyle Avatar
    Francis Boyle

    GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP

    QFT

  18. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    And within minutes of leaving court he took to his (un)Truth (anti)Social to proclaim himself a ‘POLITICAL PRISONER’ and beg for money, and sent out the usual self-pitying email:

    Is this the end of America?

    I was just convicted in a RIGGED political Witch Hunt trial: I DID NOTHING WRONG!”

    Denial is not just a river in Africa.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-69069142/page/4

  19. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    Good news!

    But alas, it doesn’t disqualify the scumbag from holding political office:

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/30/trump-guilty-crime-felony-what-happens-next.html

  20. Papito Avatar

    I agree it’s unlikely he will be given jail time for this offense. However, a felony conviction could cause him trouble elsewhere. He’s on pretrial release in Georgia. His passport has already been taken away. It could cause him trouble there. And then there’s the matter of providing him with information prior to the election. How can he have any kind of clearance if he’s an indebted, convicted felon?

    The best part, though, is that he will likely get probation, which means he has to report to a probation officer in New York. Probation officers are not known for their deference and politeness. He’s not going to be called “Sir” in that room.

  21. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    That is comforting.