What about artificial hairdos?

Trump zeroes in on the real cheating in elections.

He’s tall. That definitely means he should win.

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6 responses to “What about artificial hairdos?”

  1. Francis Boyle Avatar
    Francis Boyle

    The real issue is whether Harris will be permitted high-heels. I’m sure that Trump can agree with the TRA crowd that they are a major part of the definition of womanhood and not at all “artificial”. I mean, it’s right there in the Bible right after the lyrics to schmaltzy songs and the extra commandments (thou shalt commit adultery along as it’s with a porn star, thou shalt grab pussy if you’re famous enough, etc).

  2. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    I said you ain’t so big, you know you’re just tall / that’s all

    (Sorry if this got posted multiple times. I tried twice, but nothing happened, so here is my third attempt, this time using a different browser.)

  3. twiliter Avatar

    “I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.” — Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

  4. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Sorry Harald! The first two went to spam, so I unspammed them. That should fix the browser problem but let me know if it doesn’t.

  5. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    Hmm, so just quoting from the chorus of a well-known song is enough to get classified as spam? Or perhaps it was the brevity that triggered it. I suppose the parenthetical remark was enough to convince the spam detector that I was a real person trying to say something.

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    The ways of spam detectors are a closed book to me.