Meanwhile today –
The MP in question is Zöe Franklin.
So, good policy – if you banish all the lesbians who raise the subject, no one will ever mention it or hear about it again.
Also, completely irrelevant but hilarious – she’s got the umlaut in the wrong place in her own name!! It’s supposed to be on the e, so that people know it rhymes with showy as opposed to show.
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I half expected the guy in the white shirt to shout the slogan from the old Harry Enfield sketch “WOMAN! Know your limits!”
And from “The Times”, a related story:
“Drag queen tells police a gender critic broke his rainbow umbrella”.
The alleged incident took place after said drag queen, Tom Harlow attempted to disrupt a protest of GC activists by playing an “anti-TERF” song by well-known OnlyFans star Kate Nash.
https://archive.ph/tuUfR
Total clown show. More proof the UK police and security forces are doing the extremist Trans Activists’ bidding.
The pedantry police are here to insist that it is a diaresis, not an umlaut. Then again, if you cannot even place it correctly, it’s just alphabet bling. I think some parents have even been known to threaten to revoke a daughter’s diaresis if she renders it as two little circles.
Whoops. The umbrella story’s already been mentioned here:
https://www.butterfliesandwheels.org/2025/she-murdered-his-umbrella/
Alan, thanks – as in Brontë, I just learned. I had a feeling umlaut was wrong…
Since it’s just there for decoration I think it can be justly classified as the umlaut.
Perhaps it’s meant to let us know it’s pronounced “Zer.”