Every single neuron in his head is on permanent vacation

When Trump is lost at sea without a life jacket or a paddle.

A reporter asks about TPS (Temporary Protected Status)—a major immigration policy affecting thousands of people. And this mush-brained idiot thinks they said GPS. GPS. This man has been in politics for years and still doesn’t understand basic policies that his own administration has to enforce. It’s actually incredible—every single neuron in his head is on permanent vacation. And yet, Republicans still worship him like a god while he fumbles through basic conversations like a drunk toddler trying to explain quantum physics. America is literally being run by a convicted, incoherent rapist who doesn’t know the difference between immigration policy and Google Maps. We are living in a national disgrace.

It’s crystal clear that he has absolutely no idea. The tell:

We’re not looking to hurt anybody, we’re certainly not looking to hurt them, [quarter second pause for thought] and I’m looking at that, and there are some people that think that’s appropriate and some people don’t and I’ll be makin’ a decision pretty soon, k?

That’s Trumpspeak for “I have absolutely no idea.”

A veteran called Frank C remarks

It’s actually incredible—every single neuron in his head is on permanent vacation. And yet, Republicans still worship him like a god while he fumbles through basic conversations like a drunk toddler trying to explain quantum physics.

Words well chosen.

Comments

9 responses to “Every single neuron in his head is on permanent vacation”

  1. Tim Harris Avatar

    From ‘Raw Story’:

    “On Thursday morning, Reuters reported that Trump is now planning to yank temporary legal status granted to approximately 240,000 Ukrainians, putting them on a “fast-track” to deportation, according to three government sources.”

    What a malicious, vengeful little creep the man is.

  2. Tim Harris Avatar

    French Senator Claude Malhuret: “Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine. (…) We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor.”

  3. Rev David Brindley Avatar
    Rev David Brindley

    These are words I never expected to read in a Right Wing Murdoch owned news outlet.

    Writing about “that White House Meeting”, and comparing tRump to WWE

    This moment was not about lithium or Russia or preventing World War Three or even Mr Trump getting to put on his big boy statesman pants and strut about a bit for the cameras.

    It was only ever about the one thing.

    Mr Trump genuinely, to the bottom of his heart, deeply, ardently, passionately cares about …“ratings”.

    (Along with, in no particular order, money, money, Ivanka, the McRib, his golf handicap, money, and getting to show off to Victor Orbán by mashing his Oval Office Diet Coke button).

    This raison d’ratings is the assessment of writer Michael Wolff, who has just published his latest Trumpian magnum exposé, All Or Nothing: How Trump Recaptured America, according to The Rest Is Politics podcast host Alastair Campbell.

    Mr Wolff’s read, per Mr Campbell, is that Mr Trump is “not a serious person. He’s a reality TV guy. All he cares about … are ratings and conflict. And he knows that to drive his ratings and keep him in the public eye and [to] get all the attention he needs, he has to have conflict”.

    Or to put it another way, he’s less Roosevelt and more Real Housewives; he is not angling to be the next Henry Kissinger or Kofi Annan, but the Kris Jenner of a nuclear superpower.

    Read it all https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/be-very-very-afraid-donald-trump-accidentally-reveals-his-ukraine-plan-during-zelensky-clash/news-story/13c67be9d3c7c09eadf29077e23eaeca

  4. Tim Harris Avatar

    Thank you, Rev: that analysis seems spot on.

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    He cares about ratings and performing. He wants to be entertaining and funny (but not that kind of funny – not by accident but on purpose) and quick with a retort and never at a loss for words. This brief clip is a reminder of that. He’s not being president, he’s being a tv personality. He’s a smart ass, he talks back, he’s funny. He never shuts up. Anybody ancient enough to remember Phil Silvers as Sergeant Bilko? I bet Trump does. He’s a richer dumber and terrifyingly more powerful Sergeant Bilko.

  6. iknklast Avatar

    Yes, I remember Sgt. Bilko. He is also reminiscent of Gomer Pyle, except I think Pyle might have realized he wasn’t really all that bright.

  7. maddog1129 Avatar

    His mind is too little to be allowed out by itself.

    Again, he strikes me as a blob of raw ego protoplasm. He reacts to stimuli, and that’s it. That’s the level of his processing.

  8. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    @iknklast,

    Also Gomer Pyle was basically a good person. Trump is like a stupider Angel from the Rockford Files.