No biggy

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Remember that guy who hacked a bunch of people with an axe in a 7-11 because a lesbian refused to hook up with him?

He’s out of prison.

Axe attacker Evie Amati laughed as she was released from jail, eight years to the day after the horrific attempted murders of customers at a Sydney 7-Eleven outlet. 

Amati, a trans woman, smashed an axe into the head of one man at an Enmore service station on January 6, 2017 before attacking a female customer and another man. 

But at 9.30am on Monday, Amati, 32, walked out of the Bolwara Transitional Centre at Emu Plains women’s prison smiling, sporting a new look and a ghoulish jail tattoo. She emerged into daylight grinning broadly, and had so many boxes and bags of possessions that a large trolley was needed to transport them all.

Amati, wearing jeans, Vans skater shoes and a sleeveless maroon top, was swiftly escorted from custody to a waiting female friend’s car before being whisked away. With shiny pink polished nails, full make-up and bleached blonde hair with a thick black streak, Amati had the word ‘DEAD’ inked in big blue letters on the knuckles of the left hand. Other disturbing arm tattoos included a skeleton dressed in a suit, and a zombie eating a can of Campbell’s labelled ‘Brain Soup’. 

A real comedian.