The umbrella was very offended
Cops v feminists chapter 9 billion:
[Susan] Smith, from feminist group For Women Scotland, took the Scottish Government to the Supreme Court to prove that the legal definition of ‘woman’ is biological female. You might have heard about it.
Now Police Scotland has accused her of vandalising a rainbow-coloured umbrella. They say she can either take a recorded warning or be charged with damaging the multi-hued raindrop repeller at a rally in Edinburgh last month.
The force has confirmed it is investigating a ‘complaint of an umbrella being damaged’ but has not taken a ‘final decision’ on how to proceed…
Smith was protesting outside the gender Death Star (legal name: ‘the Scottish Parliament’) on September 4 when a counter-protestor with the now infamous brolly set up a sound system and began playing loud music, presumably to drown out all those quarrelsome women.
No “presumably” about it. Of course that’s what he did it for – and it’s not the first time.
Smith and her comrades have had to endure years of derision from the Scottish establishment, all because they know a man who calls himself a woman is still a man.
These are perfectly normal middle-class women with impressive CVs, well-established expertise, and diverse viewpoints, and yet they’ve been treated like the Waitrose wing of ISIS.
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The impression of a police force steeped in gender ideology going after a feminist dissident on what appear to be trumped up charges could do untold damage to public confidence in policing.
Plus it’s not an impression, it’s just the reality.

This is a disgrace. The umbrella was broken before Smith briefly touched it to get it away from her face. Police know this because two of them were standing right beside Tom Harlow, the out-of-costume drag queen waving it.
According to freelance journalist Gethin Chamberlain, he “jabbed his (broken) umbrella at Susan Smith. She briefly held the unbroken side. He pointed her out to police, who spoke to her. Witnesses told police what happened. But they have chosen to ignore the evidence and back the man against the woman. It’s pure misogyny.”
A link to Mr. Menno’s video of the incident and more here: https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/police-scotland-lost-credibility-charges-36150025