Bribe the cap guy, get security briefings

Peak trolling. The world points out how disgusting it is for Trump to exploit one of the soldiers he got killed by wearing one of his own vulgar baseball caps while saluting the coffin, so Trump exploits the disgust at his disgusting behavior.

Not content with wearing his own merchandise at a dignified transfer, President Donald Trump is now doubling down on the “shameful” insult by attempting to cash in on the controversial photo op.

In a twisted turn of events, the 79-year-old has used an image of himself saluting the coffin of a soldier killed in his war on Iran to drum up cash for his own campaigning.

Last week, Trump became the first president in history to wear a baseball hat while honoring returning service members who made the ultimate sacrifice. The move drew condemnation from across the political spectrum.

Why? Because it’s not a party, much less a party for Trump, much less a party for Trump to advertise both himself and his trashy merchandise.

It’s as if there is a god after all, and this god wants to punish us for being such a crass money-grubbing shameless bunch of vulgarians.

In an email to his supporters on Friday, Trump doubled down on the disrespect by using a shot of the transfer to promote a private newsletter group receiving “national security briefings.”

He what???

“This is President Donald J. Trump,” the email reads. “I made a special announcement to the public an hour ago.”

“For the very first time ever, I’m opening up spots on the National Security Briefing Membership.

“CLAIM YOUR SPOT. VERY FEW SPOTS REMAINING!”

For the very first time ever because that is not what you do with national security briefings!!! As even he must know perfectly well – not least because of course everyone will have told him so in terms that underline how powerful and special that makes him.

I’m not enjoying this journey downward. Can we hit bottom already?

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9 responses to “Bribe the cap guy, get security briefings”

  1. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    Sorry, but as has been established multiple times, there is no bottom.

    I don’t much enjoy it either. Nor does anyone with a bit of sense.

  2. Sumi Avatar

    So does this mean that Putin now has to pay for Trump’s national security briefings? He won’t be happy about that.

  3. Omar Avatar

    “This is President Donald J. Trump,” the email reads. “I made a special announcement to the public an hour ago.”

    “For the very first time ever, I’m opening up spots on the National Security Briefing Membership.

    “CLAIM YOUR SPOT. VERY FEW SPOTS REMAINING!”

    In other words, HURRY, WHILE STOCKS LAST.!!!!!! It’s the oldest sales-pitch around, and made abysmal by his use of his position as US Commander-in-Chief to flog his shoddy merchandise, using a soldier’s funeral as a sales opoortunity.

    He is not immoral, he is amoral; which is far, far worse.

  4. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    He is not immoral, he is amoral; which is far, far worse.

    What would Jesus say? Forgive him, for he does not know what he is doing?

    I do not think Trump is the worst, actually. Worse are all those who enabled his ascent to the throne and allow him to stay there. How could they be so blind? If Trump is amoral, as I agree that he almost surely is, then in some sense he is not to blame, for without a sense of right and wrong, how could he be expected to act differently? But all those Republican congresscritters and senators, who do not dare oppose him for fear of losing the next election or something? They are the ones truly deserving of contempt. Am I wrong?

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    He has no right to have no sense of right and wrong. He needs to pay attention.

  6. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    Agreed. Hence my hedge “in some sense”. It’s a fairly weak sense perhaps, but it’s there. I think.

  7. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    It is. I’m just fuming, as usual. He’s a fuming-engine.

  8. maddog1129 Avatar

    I think DJT does have a sense of right and wrong; he just likes doing things that he knows are wrong. That’s part of the fun.

  9. Omar Avatar

    maddog @#8: Agreed. What’s right = what helps him accumulate power and cash. What does not is wrong, IHBNMHO (In His By No Means Humble Opinion.)

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