Central Park is not Wall Street

Also, no he wasn’t.

He wasn’t there. He was in Manhattan, but he was not down there at the bottom of the island where the towers were. He was uptown. Nobody had to schlep him anywhere.

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4 responses to “Central Park is not Wall Street”

  1. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    There are a few incredulous faces behind him and I’m no lip reader but I’d swear the soldier at bottom right mouths ‘bullshit’ at about 18s.

  2. Papito Avatar

    ‘Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms — ‘got to get our of here!’ — and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me.”

    He probably couldn’t get his fat butt up off the toilet.

  3. Papito Avatar

    I mean, it would explain why they had tears in their eyes.

  4. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    And vomit in their throats.

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