In New Jersey

Ok then we’ll just reroute all the planes to Oklahoma. That’ll learn ya!

Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said late Tuesday he is “drawing up plans” to end the processing of international flights in left-leaning cities, pointing to protests outside an immigration detention center in New Jersey as rationale.

Serves us right. They should cut off our water and electricity, too.

Mullin’s comments follow weekend protests at Delaney Hall in Newark, where Sen. Andy Kim (D-N.J.) was pepper sprayed during an interaction with immigration agents.

Well duh. What kind of last name is “Kim”? Gotta be from one of them Asian countries, amirite? He’s lucky they didn’t just shoot him.

The secretary, appearing on Fox News, complained about protests on city streets outside the facility.

“They’re barricading our employees from coming in and out of the facility. Then, why are we processing international flights into the airport there? And I, we are currently — which we’re not initiating yet — but we’re currently drawing up plans to say, listen, these sanctuary cities where the local radical-left Democrats aren’t allowing us to do our jobs and enforce federal laws, then we shouldn’t be processing international flights into their cities either,” he said.

No foreign-type restaurants, either. Shut them all down for code violations.

Critics said ending the processing of international flights at various airports would cause chaos at airports across the country, forcing airlines to cancel flights and disrupt travel for left- and right-leaning cities that depend on CBP processing at major hubs.

Well they should have thought of that before they – excuse me, I have to take this call. Chat soon.

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2 responses to “In New Jersey”

  1. Sumi Avatar

    Luckily, there are no major international events happening in the US in the next few weeks. I don’t think a peace prize is going to cut it this time.

  2. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Hahaha I forgot about that, and I live in one of the host cities.

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