The letter to the ambassadors

Great god almighty.

This is one time when a post on TwitX is the actual source: the news outlets quote it as the source so I might as well start there.

NEW:

@potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:  

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

There aren’t enough swears in the whole world.

Note the starting assumption that Norway (not the government of Norway but Norway itself) decided not to give Trump the peace prize – which rests on the prior assumption that it ever crossed “Norway’s” mind to award him any prize at all, let alone a peace prize. Note the mind-numbingly weird assumption that Trump was ever an obvious candidate for a peace prize or any other kind of Nobel prize.

Note that Trump frankly says he was “thinking purely of Peace” in hopes of a tangible reward. Note that he frankly says now in the absence of the award he’ll stop – in short, note that he’s brazenly saying he decides what to do based on what’s in it for him. Note that he admits that until now he was not thinking about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Note that he asks why Denmark gets to own Greenland. Note that he does not ask why the US gets to own North and South Dakota, or Alaska, or Florida, or Hawaii, or, really, any part of the united states.

Never elect a toddler as head of state. It doesn’t go well.

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13 responses to “The letter to the ambassadors”

  1. Omar Avatar

    Never elect a toddler as head of state. It doesn’t go well.

    AI/Google tells me that to date there have been a total of 27 amendments to the US Constitution. I would suggest that some suitably disposed and qualified legslator propose such a ban on toddlers for POTUS as Amendment #28; and ASAP.

  2. Sastra Avatar

    While it’s tempting to say this letter clearly demonstrates that Trump should be removed from office due to failing mental health, it’s actually pretty typical for him. Still, it scares me enough — the whole debacle of Greenland scares me enough — that I’d be willing to have Article 25 invoked and take my chances on Vance. Bad, yes, but unlikely to be quite so unhinged. Trump is unique.

  3. twiliter Avatar

    Not to mention Greenland is sitting on enormous amounts of oil and gas, just like Venezuela.

  4. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    “Allies”, my ass…

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Ah well there you go being Norwegian again. How very dare you!

  6. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    If we’re living in fantasy land, how about some more enntertaining fantasies? Time to fight delusion with imagination. This is fuckin’ AWESOME. Enjoy.

    I give you the Greenkland Defence Front:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS0wFiWpU4U&list=RDhS0wFiWpU4U&start_radio=1

  7. GW Avatar

    Wow, this reads so similarly to the harassing texts that a schizophrenic sent to me a few weeks ago. It’s uncanny how close it is.

  8. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    Time for FIFA to step in and threaten to revoke his prize.

  9. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    The World is not secure unless Canada has Complete and Total Control of Alaska. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

    No, despite my use of the blockquote this statement has not been uttered by Canadians as far as I know. But imagine the reaction if so!

  10. Francis Boyle Avatar
    Francis Boyle

    @Harald

    Everything on the Gulf of Canada belongs to Canada!

  11. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    @Francis

    All your bays are belong to us!!

  12. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    So anywhere that isn’t covered by “written documents” is up for grabs his for the taking? Exactly the sort of thing a real estate huckster would say.

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