Fake emergency

Hahahaha national emergency hahahahahahaha this is all so hilarious.

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5 responses to “Fake emergency”

  1. Your Name\'s not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name\’s not Bruce?

    I’ve been on the Intelligence Committee for over 10 years. On terrorism and other threats, I’ve received more briefings from FBI, CIA, and DHS than I could count.

    How many times have any of them said we need a wall across the southern border?

    Zero.

    Yeah, but Trump knows things. Also, he’s had the lived experience of having undocumented immigrants working for him. There’s no arguing with that.

  2. iknklast Avatar

    Yeah, but Trump knows things

    The image that just came to my head is of Alistair Sim at the end of “Scrooge” chanting “I don’t know anything. I never did known anything. But now I know I don’t know anything.”

    I would give real money to hear that from Trump. You get him to say that, you name the charity, I give them, oh, I don’t know, $1000? I guess that’s safe money, though.

  3. iknklast Avatar

    But he has to really say it, not just weird put together stuff using digital technology.

  4. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    The image that just came to my head is of Alistair Sim at the end of “Scrooge”* chanting “I don’t know anything. I never did known anything. But now I know I don’t know anything.”

    I would give real money to hear that from Trump. You get him to say that, you name the charity, I give them, oh, I don’t know, $1000? I guess that’s safe money, though.

    Yes, safe money. I think he’d rather die and decrease the surplus population than admit error or ignorance. I don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling. Surely he knows on the inside that he’s (at least sometimes) full of shit. Are narcissists that far gone that they can’t even tell when they’re lying to themselves?

    …not just weird put together stuff using digital technology.

    You mean like covfefe or smocking?

    *Watch that scene and keep your eyes on the mirror in Scrooge’s room…

  5. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    None of that changes after he finishes reading from the teleprompter tonight.

    He’ll go off-script and be praising himself to the rafters within two minutes of the broadcast starting.