Forgetting

Erm…forget something?

Just one small problem – no L.

https://twitter.com/Docstockk/status/1123272445216141314

Oops, embarrassing.

He found one! Whew!

https://twitter.com/jonboy79/status/1123346856489160705

Well it is very easy to forget lesbians. The L is alllllllll the way at the beginning of LGBT so by the time you’ve gotten to the T, you’ve simply forgotten all about the L.

Comments

10 responses to “Forgetting”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    So they found a Lesbian in time? Was she behind one of those “In case of emergency, break glass” thingies?

  2. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Thanks a lot, not Bruce; now I need to clean the coffee off my screen.

  3. latsot Avatar

    I think we’ve all needed an emergency lesbian from time to time.

  4. Holms Avatar

    #1

    So that’s what causes the glass ceiling! We can only hope that as many as possible stampede through each time it is broken before it gets repaired.

  5. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Thanks a lot, not Bruce; now I need to clean the coffee off my screen.

    My aplogies. In future I shall endeavour to schedule your reading of my comments for a time more convenient for your device usage and consumption of beverages. Let us both be thankful that you were not perusing my words on printed paper.

    I think we’ve all needed an emergency lesbian from time to time.

    Ah, but there’s more to it than that. Have a care for the organizers of this event: they had to find an Emergency Lesbian whose name did not appear on the Official, Inquisitorial List of Persona Non-Platformed. They now have to wait and see if their chosen Emergency Lesbian will say anything on THEIR platform that gets THEM in trouble with the bats wrapped in barbwire brigade. Nothing against her, but a quick look at Sophie WilkINson’s Twitter feed looks like she might indeed be a safe choice for them. Judging by her profile photo, she’s young, (so not a Second Waver) with nothing too incendiary posted, or anything that could be suspected of being gender critical that I could see. No posts that I could see, for example, about trans athletes taking podium positions from women and girls. She might surprise, though, so there may be hope…At least the organizers had the courtesy to not choose one of these newly-minted transwomen “lesbians” who extoll the virtues of Lady Dick.

  6. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    I think I saw Emergency Lesbian play Lillith Fair back in the day.

  7. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    not Bruce, no worries, it was due a clean anyway.

    I’m channeling Robin Williams* here, but is an emergency lesbian the same as a protective dyke?

    (Paraphrasing Williams) ‘What’s a protective dyke? Sounds like a large woman in sensible shoes shouting “Stay away from the water.”‘

  8. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    …but is an emergency lesbian the same as a protective dyke?

    Quite different. If you’re in need of an Emergency Lesbian, it means people have ignored the warnings of the Protective Dyke, and I think that’s certainly the case here. The Emergency Lesbian usually has much sharper edges…

  9. latsot Avatar

    Yes, it all seems to fit.

  10. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    I love the people here :-)