Pencils have their uses

Hmmm.

Trump’s campaign has been selling Schiff T shirts since last spring. For real.

Trump’s presidential campaign has started selling $28 “Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff” T-shirts that feature a drawing of Rep. Adam Schiff with a pencil for a neck and a clown nose.

So adult, so what you want in a presiding officer.

Also…erm…

Image result for trump neck

Yet oddly enough Adam Schiff doesn’t call him walrus neck or similar.

Comments

14 responses to “Pencils have their uses”

  1. Skeletor Avatar

    I like how Trump hired a merch person even dumber than him, apparently the only one in the world who doesn’t know the whole point of the “pencil neck” insult is how small the person’s neck is…not that it’s a normal-sized neck that happens to be shaped like a pencil.

    Even Trump has this figured out. Even Trump.

  2. Colin Day Avatar

    He spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking.

    As opposed to Trump, who has spent three years knowingly and lawfully lying?

  3. Holms Avatar

    That’s a scrotum.

  4. Catwhisperer Avatar

    SCROTUM NECK!? Thanks Holms, that’s me laughing uncontrollably every time he’s mentioned anywhere.

  5. Papito Avatar

    Rewind… reverse that…

    “I buy the biggest collars I can find, and they’re still tight!”

  6. Papito Avatar

    Seriously, he’s so fat his neck has a muffin top.

  7. twiliter Avatar

    Ad hominems are all the fashion now. What do necks have to do with anything? Grow up people.

  8. Holms Avatar

    /eyeroll

    “Ad hominem” is fast becoming one of those phrases used as a trinket, a verbal gotcha, rather than a term that actually means something. Remember, in order to be a fallacious argument, a statement must first be an argument. Or to put it another way, all occurrences of the ad hominem argument involve an attack on the person, but not all attacks on the person are an argument, and therefore cannot be considered an ad hominem argument.

    Shorter: sometimes an insult is just an insult.

  9. tigger_the_wing Avatar
    tigger_the_wing

    Perhaps there should be a name for the fallacy of accusing someone of an ad hominem attack when the accused was merely insulting someone.

    “He has a scrotum neck!” = insult.

    “You have a scrotum neck, therefore everything you just said was false!” = ad hominem.

  10. Papito Avatar

    What about the statement “His neck looks like it has a nutsack on it, so he’s in no position to talk about other people’s necks.” What kind of statement is that?

  11. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    That’s called a “glass houses” statement.

  12. Papito Avatar

    Ad Fenestram?

  13. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Would ad defenestram be a throwaway argument?

  14. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    AoS, a throw-it-out-the-window argument.