Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.
I thought she had a “job” in the White House.
Also – okay you drape some sheets to make a tent; then what?
Games with tents and playing camp and stuff are fun with other kids or alone, not with Barbie Mommy in her makeup and earrings.
Plus it’s Princess Ivanka. Don’t nobody want to play with no Princess Ivanka.
Cushions available at Shop Princess Ivanka for $5000 apiece; sheets extra.
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I have to admit that isn’t too far from what we used to do when I was a kid; my sister and I would take blankets and tuck them under the top bunk to make caves. But…no cushions, and Mother was never, ever, ever invited.
If Mummy comes into the living room tent, then the butler brings s’mores Gaston has prepared in the kitchen. That’s fun!
I used to make caves too! Sheets over the dining room table. Then there was always a bit of a “now what?” feeling, but it was fun anyway. But no adults joined in at any time.
I was thinking about s’mores just yesterday. God they’re revolting. Winky not included.
I never seem remember just how stupid she is.
Really. Seriously.
Does she not understand how disgusting she is? How can she not?
chigau, she takes after Daddy. And, like her father, she has lots of people telling her how awesome she is.
“Okay, photo shoot is over. Mummy has to have some quiet time.
MARIA! GET THESE KIDS OFF ME NOW!”
Papito, I was thinking just that. I thought maybe I was being uncharitable.