Happy Give Mother Coronavirus Day!

Speaking of how heeding medical advice makes Macho Men feel weak

https://twitter.com/Denverhuff/status/1259567954833715201

There you go. Not wanting to die gasping for air in an ICU equals you’re SCARED, you’re AFRAID, you’re a COWARD and a WEAKLING and UNAMERICAN.

The Denver Post has more:

A Castle Rock restaurant saw big crowds Sunday when it fully reopened for Mother’s Day in open defiance of the statewide public health order that limits restaurants to takeout and delivery services.

Customers packed C&C Coffee and Kitchen on Trail Boss Drive on Sunday, filling the restaurant’s tables, its patio and forming a line out the door for dine-in service.

That’ll show that god damn Democrat liberal Obama-loving corona virus!

C&C Coffee and Kitchen owner April Arellano also did not immediately return a request for comment Sunday, but a Twitter account for the restaurant said it was reopening to stand “for America, small businesses, the Constitution and against the overreach of our governor in Colorado!!”

And God, and Trump, and Putin, and staring into the sun during an eclipse, and pussy-grabbing, and forced pregnancy, and MAGA!

Comments

11 responses to “Happy Give Mother Coronavirus Day!”

  1. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    At least contact tracing should be a bit easier… oof…

  2. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Just had a look: Douglas, CO is about 12 miles south of Castle Rock with 591 confirmed and 28 dead. So we can definitely expect some “fun” within a week or two.

  3. James Garnett Avatar
    James Garnett

    I believe thta I went to high school with the guy who opened that place. He was an asshole at 18, and clearly still an asshole at 54.

  4. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Oh drat, I just posted the tweet on your FB wall but I needn’t have bothered.

  5. clamboy Avatar

    LAND OF THE “FREE” <<< Why do people freaking do that?

  6. Holms Avatar

    I love that the staff put free in quotes, showing that they don’t know what quotation marks are for. A perfect complement to the boorish attitude on display.

  7. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Well you see when you’re already writing in all caps…how else are you going to add EMPHASIS? Well, that plus not knowing what quotation marks are.

  8. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    What they want is to underline it… must’ve not found that setting.

  9. Colin Day Avatar

    @BKISA

    #2

    Douglas County is 12 miles south of Denver. Castle Rock is in Douglas County.

  10. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    There’s always at least one arsehole wearing make-me-look-like-I’m-ex-special-forces clothing and sporting a gun, isn’t there. Right outside the door, too. There on a self-imposed mission to scare away any yellow-bellied libruls who might try to enforce the lockdown, no doubt.

    But for me, the most horrific thing (well, aside from the obvious) in that video is right at the start, in between the two women front right. Why the fuck is a 4- or 5-year-old child still drinking from a babies bottle? I suppose that parents stupid enough to gather en-masse in the middle of a lethal pandemic must be too stupid to teach their kids to drink from a cup or glass.

  11. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    If they hadn’t decided to do the whole Red, White & Blue, uber-patriotic “free” and “brave” thing, they might have opted for the plucky/ironic, whistling past the graceyard/gallows humour approach of advertising “A Mother’s Day brunch to die for. Literally.”