First, second, whatever

Sir has his wars mixed up (also the 1918 flu was in 1918, not 1917).

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4 responses to “First, second, whatever”

  1. iknklast Avatar

    Truth is out of style. I was watching a documentary today about our local area, and the narrator said that the day after Pearl Harbor, the US declared war on both Japan and Germany.

    History. Who cares if we get it right? It was a long time ago, right?

    Sigh.

  2. Omar Avatar

    But iknklast, look on the bright side. According to the Trump School of History, the past is whatever you would like it to have been. The scenarios are not only endless, they are the source of endless good cheer. For example, WW2 ending in 1917 probably moves Hitler’s birth back to around 1860, making the Third Reich a total impossibility; fake news.

    I always knew Trump had something positive to offer the world.

  3. iknklast Avatar

    Omar, that could also move women’s suffrage back in time, so we can nullify all the elections held without women.

  4. Kevin Henderson Avatar
    Kevin Henderson

    I don’t know about painful, but funny. New logic:

    1917 Pandemic. Not Nuclear bombs

    He might be on to something. Nuclear weapons are not nearly as likely to kill as many people who have been killed by all pandemics. Not even close.