The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises. #APracecallpic.twitter.com/lInwqjX3PB
Alaska hasn’t wavered from voting for the GOP presidential candidate since 1964. What a historic accomplishment, they should pin a medal on his ass. Preferably a spot where there is no Ivanka lipstick. :P
Maybe his pal Pootie will find him some new digs in Moscow. :P
Screechy Monkey
Time for Ivanka to “Find Something New!”
Screechy Monkey
In fact, as to the entire Trump Administration, I think Oliver Cromwell put it well:
It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!
iknklast
Gee, who would have known Oliver Cromwell knew the Trumps? ;-)
twiliter
Screechy, outstanding. :)
Acolyte of Sagan
Nice find, Screechy.
I do have one question for the pricess: Would that be the books that the tax returns are based on or the other, private set?
Acolyte of Sagan
I meant ‘princess’ but in hindsight ‘pricess’ seems rather apt – neither princess nor priceless.
James Garnett
GOP: The media lies!!
Also GOP: We’ve won Alaska!
Acolyte of Sagan
That’s the GOP, consistently inconsistent.
You cannot confirn a new SCOTUS justice in an election year.
We must confirm a new SCOTUS justice in this election year.
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15 responses to “In the books!”
Alaska hasn’t wavered from voting for the GOP presidential candidate since 1964. What a historic accomplishment, they should pin a medal on his ass. Preferably a spot where there is no Ivanka lipstick. :P
Yeah, Alaska wasn’t exactly a surprise.
Maybe Alaska will grant them asylum?
If Alaska won’t, I’m sure Oklahoma will.
Alaska – asylum – Hmmm, interesting opportunity for reality TV crossover! Ice Road Fuckers staring the Trumps.
Maybe his pal Pootie will find him some new digs in Moscow. :P
Time for Ivanka to “Find Something New!”
In fact, as to the entire Trump Administration, I think Oliver Cromwell put it well:
Gee, who would have known Oliver Cromwell knew the Trumps? ;-)
Screechy, outstanding. :)
Nice find, Screechy.
I do have one question for the pricess: Would that be the books that the tax returns are based on or the other, private set?
I meant ‘princess’ but in hindsight ‘pricess’ seems rather apt – neither princess nor priceless.
GOP: The media lies!!
Also GOP: We’ve won Alaska!
That’s the GOP, consistently inconsistent.
You cannot confirn a new SCOTUS justice in an election year.
We must confirm a new SCOTUS justice in this election year.