The great pumpkin

What do you mean, that is a completely normal healthy sun-tanned outdoorsy virile athletical face.

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13 responses to “The great pumpkin”

  1. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    Just destroyed Linus van Pelt’s entire worldview.

  2. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    For someone who’s always going on about people who look like they’ve “come from Central Casting,” you’d think he’d be a bit more careful about his own image. I mean FEATHER IT OUT AT THE EDGES.

  3. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    No no no the bright pink ear next to the tobacco-brown face is a fabulous image. Makes him look serious and detail-oriented.

  4. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    Sorry not sorry.

    I meant Trump, not you. Can you imagine waiting in the pumpkin patch all night for the Great Pumpkin to appear, only to see that?

  5. Papito Avatar

    When your turkey looks like that, it’s time to take it out of the oven.

  6. Holms Avatar

    Anyone else reminded of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer falls asleep in a tanning bed…?

  7. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    @3, on a related point, I’m reminded of an article Tom Nichols wrote in The Atlantic years ago noting how Trump is a weird choice of leader for a movement that is supposedly obsessed with manliness.

  8. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    America Decides. Will it vote for the Black Woman or the Orange Man? ;)

  9. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    Screech Monkey #10 : That Nichols piece reminds me of the Gore Vidal essay: “Theodore Roosevelt: An American Sissy”.

  10. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    …Trump is a weird choice of leader for a movement that is supposedly obsessed with manliness.

    Just like the Nazi Party being run by guys who weren’t exactly poster boys for the Aryan Ideal.

    Will it vote for the Black Woman or the Orange Man?

    Ooooh! Hallowe’en colours!