As a companion piece to the one about lesbian taco shells and queer consensual hot dog rolls:
It’s like striking gold without even leaving the desk.
Take Daddy out of your straight vanilla discourse.
“Daddy” has deep fucking roots in places you have no fucking clue about.
And
and
and
Justin Bieber will never be “Daddy AF”. Get off Instagram.
Ain’t it great to live at this moment?
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15 responses to “You’re a long way from whippets and sodomy”
Is “whippets” an autocorrect typo, or is that really a thing? Asking for a friend.
Hahaha I assume a typo, autocorrect or otherwise, but I like whippets so I’m pretending to think there IS NO TYPO.
This explains quite a few tweets I saw yesterday where people were explaining that whippets were dogs. Probably why, where I come from, that thing you do with the canned whipped cream is called a “Whip-O”.
On the other hand: sodomizing dogs? Don’t they have a word for that? I’m pretty sure it’s not, “Daddy”.
This is too hilarious. Better not tell the blues musicians from any time since the 1920s. Or Sylvia Plath.
For Lady Mondegreen’s friend: A whippet is a cartridge of nitrous oxide (N2O), sold as a propellant for whipped cream, used by some people as a recreational inhalant drug (without the whipped cream).
Personally, I would not try it because: 1) Considering contaminants or impurities, even if whippets are regulated as food-grade, I do not want food-grade stuff in my lungs, and 2) When nitrous oxide is used in dentistry (as laughing gas), N2O is mixed with O2 to keep oxygen flowing to the brain. When users of straight N2O feel a high, part of the high might be feeling their brain starved of oxygen.
Source: A friend
@Alethea
Or Southerners.
Stop appropriating “Daddy,” deconstruct me daddy.
@Dave Ricks
Thanks!
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I’ll be over in the corner, writing “correlation does not imply causation” one hundred times on my slate. ;)
I have to remember to say, next time I see my three year old nephew, and he calls his father “Daddy”…
“Stop appropriating marginalized queer leather BDSM sexual subculture, you ass!”
Pretty sure it actually started as a diminutive form of dad. Therefore, the kink community is hereby notified that they are appropriating children’s language by using it as some fucking weirdo sex act. Have some learning and also kids, and then take Daddy out of your bent chocolate discourse.
/s
Seriously though, I am learning that there is no bottom to be scraped out of this barrel, there is just rich and fertile idiocy alllllll the way down.
If that person were in the UK, they’d be getting a visit from the RSPCA right about now.
I’ve heard the term ‘whippets,’ or a homonym of it, used in a kink context
I THINK it refers to breathing nitrous oxide from restaurant-style cream-whipping gear. And so it turns out it is:
Wiki
‘A whipped cream charger (also called whippits, whippets (from the brand name Whip-It), nossies, nangs, or chargers) is a steel cylinder or cartridge filled with nitrous oxide (N2O) that is used as a whipping agent in a whipped cream dispenser.’
I think Ms anti-Daddy might be confusing it with Amyl Nitrate, which does have an association with sodomy.
Purely by chance I happened to watch some Dara O’briain, and he happened to have this eerily apt joke.
My favourite bit was “show some fucking respect”. The sort of respect this person shows other people, clearly.
It reminded me of the woman I once heard say to a child, who was whining that he wanted a doughnut, “I want never fucking gets!” Great way to teach your kid good manners.
Were I slightly less busy, I’d organize a small mob to pose as Devo fans protesting the appropriation of their culture.
(You bastards! The phrase ‘whip it’ (and all homonyms) are _ours_! If you’re not wearing an odd, pylon-shaped hat, move along.)
Generally, the activity done with canned whipped cream is spelled either “whippits” or, in some regions, “whippos”.
Which is part of what makes this comment so funny.
Where did “Big Daddy” come into all of this? who has appropriated whom and why should any sane person care?