Author: Ophelia Benson

  • Trust in God or Jamie

    God heads a creaking pantheon of authority figures, from political magi to celebrity hairdressers.

  • Without God, People Will Worship Jamie

    ‘Scruffy Irish pop stars and smart chefs are the new moral arbitors.’

  • Bush Wants Secularism in Iraq but not in US

    Why should theocrats abroad listen when theocrats in US appear to be running the place?

  • Turkey Complains of Pressure From EU

    ‘You can’t put one of the world’s best living novelists on trial and say this is just growing pains.’

  • Good, Rational Orientalism May Have Last Laugh

    When post-modernist fashions, with fuzzy terminologies and neo-colonial potentialities, have gone.

  • Menaces to Free Speech

    The gods of the state also continue to exact their sacrifices.

  • School Ignores Equality Commission Ruling

    Islamic College Amsterdam will continue to require woman teachers to cover heads.

  • Updates

    A couple of brief update items. Azam Kamguian emailed me to tell me what an informant in Norway told her – that there apparently is no reason to think that Samira Munir was murdered. Which is a relief. No less sad for her, of course, but the fewer murders of this kind there are, the better. So that is, in a limited way, good news.

    And I was inaccurate in what I said about Michael Bérubé and Meera Nanda and B&W. I thought he’d first read Meera here, but no, he read her 1997 article in Dissent – and, as he put it, realized he was going to have to worry about it sooner or later. Seeing her work on B&W just prompted him to start the worrying process.

    Michael’s got a great story about dentistry, needles in haystacks, beef jerky, promises, garbage, pizza and such today.

  • Give it a Hanky and a Slap

    A spectre is haunting the place. No doubt you’ve already read or heard about the Fulham cops.

    …the author Lynette Burrows went on a BBC Five Live show to talk about the government’s new “civil partnerships” and expressed her opinion – politely, no intemperate words – that the adoption of children by homosexuals was “a risk”. The following day, Fulham police contacted her to discuss the “homophobic incident”. A Scotland Yard spokesperson told the Telegraph’s Sally Pook that it’s “standard policy” for “community safety units” to investigate “homophobic, racist and domestic incidents”…”It is all about reassuring the community,” said the very p.c. Plod to the Telegraph. “All parties have been spoken to by the police. No allegation of crime has been made. A report has been taken but is now closed.”

    It’s pretty staggering. All this ‘reassuring the community’ crap – can I be the only one who is developing a violent allergy to the very word ‘community’? A community right now seems to be a very unattractive and annoying specimen. A whining, nose-running, pants falling down, sleeve-plucking, feeble, knock-kneed, spiteful, tattling, nagging, droning, sniveling, self-obsessed pile of ordure. Why is everyone expected to keep reassuring it all the time? Why isn’t it expected to grow up? Why is it allowed – allowed? encouraged, urged – to run screaming to the police and the courts and the monarch and the armed militias every time someone ‘offends’ or ‘insults’ or ‘wounds’ or ‘blasphemes against’ or ‘disrespects’ its horrible poxy tiny closed airless stupid little beliefs? Why does it get to push all the grown-ups around all the time with its high-pitched noisy demands? Why doesn’t everyone with one voice tell it to shut up and piss off?

    The community in question is not even a real community, it’s a spectral community, The Community as it exists in the minds of people who think it has to be reassured all the time. That community is not only whiny and covered in snot, it’s also damn dangerous. It’s a shut up device, and it works a treat.

    Mark Steyn gets one thing quite wrong though, I think.

    Mrs Burrows writes on “children’s rights and the family”, so I don’t know whether she’s a member of PEN or the other authors’ groups. But it seems unlikely the Hampstead big guns who lined up to defend Salman Rushdie a decade and a half ago will be eager to stage any rallies this time round. But, if the principle is freedom of expression, what’s the difference between his apostasy (as the Ayatollah saw it) and Mrs Burrows’s apostasy (as Scotland Yard sees it)?

    Well which Hampstead big guns are we talking about? Some of them precisely did not line up to defend Rushdie fifteen years ago, and isn’t that exactly when all this sickening community-reassuring got going? With a good many Hampstead big guns saying Rushdie was a bad fella and that the feelings of devout Muslims ought to be respected? Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. And I strongly doubt that the people who ‘lined up’ (what else should they have done, pushed and shoved?) to defend Rushdie would all approve of the Fulham police work in this case. Hitchens for instance? That seems vanishingly unlikely. Steyn seems to have his enemies confused here (not for the first time).

  • All About Reassuring the Community

    Writer expressed doubt about gay adoptions on BBC chatshow, was investigated by cops.

  • Museum Employees Fined for Blasphemy

    Organizers of ‘Beware: Religion!’ exhibition were found guilty of arousing religious hatred.

  • Philip Roth Does Not Smile

    ‘Identity labels have nothing to do with how anyone actually experiences life.’

  • Pamuk Trial Halted on First Day

    Trials concerning freedom of thought should never happen in the first place and should not be prolonged.

  • Xian Right All Upset About Xmas Without X

    White House pets saying ‘happy holidays’ is just too much.

  • Human Rights Watch on ‘Ministers of Murder’

    Ahmadinejad has packed his government with officials responsible for serious human rights abuses.

  • Mistake to Hop on Islamist Bandwagon

    Trendy government is prepared to pursue communalist policy redolent of colonies.

  • Women Forbidden to Use Public Transport

    Women in northern Nigeria forbidden to ride on motorbike taxis; religious marshals enforce the law.