Tag: President Brainrot

  • Alabama was going to

    Trump has realized his mistake, admitted error, and promised to stop doing stupid shit like that.

    I kid, I kid.

    Alabama was going to be hit or grazed, and then Hurricane Dorian took a different path (up along the East Coast). The Fake News knows this very well. That’s why they’re the Fake News!

    That’s this morning. Before that he was dealing with the serious issues like an actual president.

    Bad “actress” Debra The Mess Messing is in hot water. She wants to create a “Blacklist” of Trump supporters, & is being accused of McCarthyism. Is also being accused of being a Racist because of the terrible things she said about blacks and mental illness. If Roseanne Barr……..said what she did, even being on a much higher rated show, she would have been thrown off television. Will Fake News NBC allow a McCarthy style Racist to continue? ABC fired Roseanne. Watch the double standard!

    Did you see what he did there? The verbal genius of it? The Shakespeare-level wit and subtlety? “The Mess Messing” – daaaaaaaamn that’s good.

    Meanwhile there’s a hurricane and stuff but whatever, that’s for the bureaucrats and the Deep State to pay attention to.

  • To help prove his point

    When in doubt, forge something.

    Trump tried to demonstrate that he was right about the hurricane’s heading for Alabama by showing us a weather map on which he had drawn a line into Alabama. “It’s right there! The line! I put it there myself, so you can see I was right!” He actually did that.

    After facing ridicule for suggesting over the weekend that Hurricane Dorian might strike Alabama, Donald Trump showed reporters a map on Wednesday that he personally altered to help prove his point.

    “Look! Look, you fools, I altered it myself! That proves it!”

    During a briefing on the storm’s threat to the U.S. East Coast, the president held up an Aug. 29 map from the National Weather Service showing initial projections of Dorian’s track into Florida. But the map had been changed — by the president — with a black line that extended the storm’s path beyond Florida and into southern Alabama, according to people familiar with the matter.

    It’s a line. Once the line is there, the line is the truth.

    Trump speaks to the media about Hurricane Dorian in the White House in Washington on Sept. 4.

    Tom Brenner/Bloomberg

    It’s…it’s a very good line, sir. Not too wobbly at all. Why, it reaches almost to Mississippi, which just goes to show. Sir.

    Trump said later on Wednesday that he didn’t know the six-day-old map he showed reporters in the Oval Office had been altered. He said Alabama was going to be hit by the storm in the “original forecast.”

    Except he did the altering in front of people. That’s how Bloomberg and everyone else knows he did it with his own tiny hand.

    Trump has his very own special Sharpie, so that he can draw thick black lines on anything he wants to with his own royal presidential FatPen.

    “I called up the folks at Sharpie and I said, ‘Do me a favor, can you make the pen in black? Can you make it look rich?’” – Donald Trump, 2018

    Big boy special throbbing Sharrrrpeeeeee.

  • Psychotic break or drugs?

    Is there any reason not to think Trump is simply completely out of his mind now? And thus a throbbing pulsating threat to us all?

    Eugene Wu, MD:

    We learn in med school that if someone comes to the emergency room calling themselves the King of Israel and the second coming of God, that patient is either high on drugs or is having a psychotic break and needs to be promptly evaluated with a tox screen and psychiatric consult.

    John Haltiwanger, reporter for Business Insider:

    In the past 24 hours Trump cancelled a trip to Denmark because it wouldn’t sell him Greenland, referred to American Jews who vote Democratic as disloyal, and tweeted Israeli Jews view him as the “second coming of God” and the “King of Israel.”

     

    Also he stood in the Rose Garden and told reporters he’s The Chosen One.

    It’s at .32 if you want to skip ahead.

  • Guest post: Offer ends soon!

    Originally a comment by Omar on A very not nice way of saying something.

    “Essentially it’s a large real estate deal,” he said.

    Greenland will all be prime real estate in just a few short years..! Up for fantastic developments..! All Trump’s usual stuff: casinos, golf courses, spa resorts…… Reindeer rides for the kids; Christmas shopping like you’ve never seen, and then…..who knows?

    As the rest of the world cooks in the global warming Trump says he does not believe is happening, he and Melania can move there and enjoy its balmy tropical weather: far away from the arid deserts that are fast taking over in so many other parts of the world and spoiling so many real estate markets, which will likely move southwards in the financial sense.

    Greenland also has US bases for use by Trump as backup on the day that he announces that he has no more territorial ambitions anywhere in the world, save for the fast-thawing Antarctic Continent, to which he is moving massive ‘research operations’ inspired by the Japanese whaling ‘research’ precedent, which will involve every arm of the US military-industrial complex, and a once in a lifetime offer to the Russians that they will not be able to refuse: for all their real estate interests in Antarctica.

    Under Trump, the United States of America is on course to become the United States of the Earth. Capital (or should that be Capitol?) Mar-Aaargh-Lago, Florida.

    Stand by for developments. Address all real estate enquiries to the US Embassy in your own national capital, which I am sure will be only too happy to provide you with brochures setting out all the wonderful real estate options currently on offer.

    But don’t delay! Offer is sure to end soon!

  • He said, denying that his words were antisemitic

    Trump, like any other stubborn toddler, has repeated the grossly anti-Semitic “the Jews are disloyal” trope from yesterday.

     

    There were the King of the Jews tweets, but he didn’t stop there.

    The president returned to the subject yet again later on Wednesday as he addressed reporters on the South Lawn of the White House before his Marine One departure to Kentucky where he was scheduled to speak to military veterans. Despite the furor surrounding his claims, he made his most specific suggestion yet that American Jews intrinsically have divided fealty.

    “If you vote for a Democrat, you’re being disloyal to Jewish people and you’re being very disloyal to Israel,” he said, denying that his words were antisemitic.

    Oh well as long as he denies it that’s ok then.

    Ted Deutch, a Democratic congressman from Florida who has supported aspects of Trump’s Israel policy in the past, including the decision to relocate the US embassy to Jerusalem, was also harshly critical. Talking to the CBS franchise in Miami, he called on Trump to apologise.

    “It would be an enormous start if we can all acknowledge there is no place for language like that,” he said.

    Deutch, who is Jewish, told the TV station that after Trump made his contentious remarks he had received a text from a friend whose 98-year-old mother was a Holocaust survivor. She wanted the congressman to know, he said, “that the language she heard today was language she heard as a kid in Germany”.

    But Trump says it isn’t, so that’s ok.

  • A very not nice way of saying something

    Let’s see what this looks like to people not drinking the water over here.

    Trump has called the Danish leader “nasty” after she rebuffed his idea of buying Greenland.

    He lashed out hours after Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said she was “sorry” that Mr Trump had abruptly called off a state visit to Denmark.

    She has dismissed the suggestion of such a land deal as “absurd”.

    Queen Margrethe II invited Mr Trump to visit Denmark on 2 September, and the manner of his cancellation has caused dismay in the Scandinavian nation.

    We pride ourselves on our rudeness.

    Our rudeness. Not other people’s. We get to be rude; other people don’t. Understood?

    Mr Trump told reporters on the White House lawn on Wednesday afternoon that Ms Frederiksen had made a “nasty and inappropriate statement”.

    That’s so shocking, especially to a punctilious and invariably polite man like Donald Trump.

    “I thought it was a very not nice way of saying something,” he said.

    “They could have just told me no. All they had to say was we’d rather not do that. Don’t say, what an absurd idea that would be.”

    Indeed, especially since Trump never ever calls the plans or suggestions of other heads of state any harsh names. He’s such a polite generous kind man, how could any colleague call it absurd for him to ask one country to sell him another country? It’s just mean.

    “It was not a nice statement, the way she blew me off,” the US president added.

    Joking aside…this is why I wish I could stamp on his face wearing heavy boots, if only for a second. This wildly narcissistic pouting coupled with his endless flow of trash aimed at everyone else including fellow heads of state. (Remember when he threw a Starburst candy in Merkel’s face? Remember when he shoved the prime minister of Montenegro out of his way?) This grotesquely self-loving demand for politeness to himself that he never exercises toward anyone else. It makes me crazy.

    The Beeb takes us back a few days to explain how we got here.

    Mr Trump had earlier confirmed reports that he was interested in buying Greenland. When asked on Sunday if he would consider trading a US territory for the island, he replied: “Well, a lot of things could be done.”

    “Essentially it’s a large real estate deal,” he said.

    Which is quite true, if you don’t believe in the existence of other people.

  • Mental age falling by the hour

    Oh dear god. Trump is punishing Denmark for declining to sell Greenland to him (not least because it’s not theirs to sell) and calling himself the King of the Jews.

    Trump is punishing Denmark for declining to sell Greenland to him and calling himself the King of the Jews.

    #25thAmendmentNow is trending on Twitter.

    Can we not do it now? Is this not enough?

    Denmark yesterday:

    Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time….….The Prime Minister was able to save a great deal of expense and effort for both the United States and Denmark by being so direct. I thank her for that and look forward to rescheduling sometime in the future!

    King of the Jews today:

    “Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world…and the Jewish people in Israel love him……..like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God…But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for………all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.” Wow!

    Wow indeed.

  • If I want

    Jeff Mason of Reuters:

    “I could jump over the garage if I want. I could beat you up if I want. I could go into the bank and take all their money if I want. I could…I could…I could eat all the chocolate in the world if I want.”