Bahahahahahahaha Donnie from Queens tweets a candid shot of himself “writing” his inaugural address. Suuuuuuure he is. He’s totally writing it. You can tell by the casual expertise with which he tries to fold the pad in half while he’s writing on it.
Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday. #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/S701FdTCQu
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2017
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16 responses to “Donnie doing his hoamwerk”
As a writer, I’m pretty sure it would be difficult to write with the pad held that way…
Unless you’re Donald TRUMP.
But for real? Yeah. That picture couldn’t look any more staged if they’d tried.
Lol, folding the pad to either hide the fact the page is blank, or that he’s writing using a crayon.
Imagine Trumps first draft before the pros took over…
Dear America
I’m grate
I won the election
I’m going to make you all grate.
It’ll be yuge
Don’t you think Ivanka is hawt. I do.
Do what I say or be sad.
Wonderful
Haha to all you losers
Yours, Donnie.
He looks incredibly constipated. Not surprising, given how full of shit that he is.
https://www.facebook.com/144310995587370/photos/a.271728576178944.71555.144310995587370/1415915405093583/?type=3&theater
All I can see is the horrible wallpaper.
My bad. The wall is tiled. That’s much more tasteful.
I think the tiles to his right read:
PLVS
VLTRA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_ultra_(motto)
His hotel is “the Winter White House”?! All kinds of wrong.
That pad is definitely blank.
… like the stare.
The tacky eagle, the cheesy porcelain dust-catcher behind him, gilt frame to the right, leather desk top. And those ugly, tiles. You can squander more money and stiff more workers with tile.
Wherever it was taken, the picture is pure Trump.
A happy day for W tomorrow. There is a new worst. W cannot compare to the Orange Chaos Monkey. Not even the same universe. Worst has been breached by a parallel universe mishap.
Kevin, Andy Borowitz beat you to it – Dubya looking forward to the day when he is no longer the worst president in US history.
http://imgur.com/gallery/QveQp
So what’s he really doing?
Crossword puzzle? No. Word search? Nope. Both beyond him, though he could sure use the latter to help boost his vocabulary.
My guess: Connect-the-dots picture. The kind with numbers to tell you what dot to connect next. And he’s struggling with it.
The most powerful nation in the world is about to hand over the reins of power to a man without the talent or temperament to operate an Etch-a-Sketch.
Not to worry though, it can’t last long. Because:
1) he will become bored, get impeached or be toppled in a palace coup, or
2) America will soon no longer be the most powerful nation in the world, or
3 ) there will soon no longer be a world to be most powerful nation in.