Donnie Twoscoops is back
They let Donnie have his phone back for a bit. He managed two tweets.
This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017
Well no, because it’s not a witch hunt at all. It’s an investigation, authorized by the Acting Attorney General (because the compromised Attorney General had to recuse himself), and overseen by a former FBI head.
Is Donnie Twoscoops being unfairly singled out by mean bad people who are just jealous of how awesome and huge he is?
No. Donnie Twoscoops is corrupt and incompetent and reckless, and there is plenty to investigate.
With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special counsel appointed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017
Says the guy who just blabbed sensitive intelligence to his Russian besties because he needed to brag about how important he is.
“Donnie Twoscoops” needs to go global.
Stop digging, man. You’re approaching Earth’s core.
Bill Clinton must be thinking he just set the bar for misbehaviour far too low.
What happened to Clinton actually was a witch hunt, or a fishing expedition. There was no there there in Whitewater, so his political adversaries kept digging. Ultimately all they had to pin on him were sexual peccadilloes.
The list of sexual peccadilloes by US Presidents is so long and noteworthy I’m not sure Clinton belongs in the top 10. Well, maybe the time he and Monica kept Arafat waiting…
“the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history”
So if they get some dirt to stick on him, what do you say, peine forte et dure?