Well, at least the cat can’t kill irony. Trump just murdered that himself:
“NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 2018 as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month.”
SM@#2: True, the cat looks ready to commit murder. But why does the dog look so bloody pleased with the situation? Most likely because the dog put the cat up to it, and the cat agreed to do it.
Oh, god, the text just makes my blood boil worse (I only added the stuff in italics):
Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. …
We must respond to sexual assault by identifying and holding perpetrators accountable. Too often, however, the victims of assault remain silent. Seriously, they just let you do it. They may fear retribution from their offender, nice work, Michael Cohen! lack faith in the justice system, or have difficulty confronting the pain associated with the traumatic experience. My Administration is committed to raising awareness about sexual assault and to empowering victims to identify perpetrators so that they can be held accountable. If they’re Democrat politicians or fundraisers. We must make it as easy as possible for those who have suffered from sexual assault to alert the authorities and to speak about the experience with their family and friends. Unless they are subject to a non-disclosure agreement, of course, because those are sacred.
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Together, during Sexual Assault Awareness Month, we recommit ourselves to doing our part to help stop sexual violence. For my part, I will spend more time on the golf course and not attend any pageants this month. We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assualt and sexual assult prevention with our loved ones, in our communities, and in our locker rooms! and with those who have experienced these tragedies. We must encourage victims to report sexual assault and law enforcement to hold offenders who are Democrats or Democratic fundraisers accountable, and we must support victims and survivors unremmittingly. “Unremittingly?” That means “not very much,” right?
Through a concerted effort to better educate ourselves, empower victims, and punish criminals, our Nation will move closer to ending the grief, fear, and suffering caused by sexual assult. [sic] I, myself, am getting a lot of grief from Melania, am afraid of being prosecuted, and suffering from many lawyer bills as a result. The prevention of sexual violence is everyone’s concern. Again, if it’s a Democrat
Can’t dispute that.
That cat looks ready to commit murder. Of the dog, the photographer, possibly everyone.
A night owl meeting a morning person in the A.M.
Well, at least the cat can’t kill irony. Trump just murdered that himself:
“NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 2018 as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month.”
SM@#2: True, the cat looks ready to commit murder. But why does the dog look so bloody pleased with the situation? Most likely because the dog put the cat up to it, and the cat agreed to do it.
It’s therefore a win-win.
Oh, god, the text just makes my blood boil worse (I only added the stuff in italics):
*makes the face the cat is making*