He wants a GREAT climate
Particularly…erm…let’s call it questionable.
Voice off camera: “Does seeing this devastation change your opinion on climate change at all Mister President?”
Trump: “No, no, I have a strong opinion, I want [lifting hand in idiot OK gesture, waving it back and forth in direction of Voice] great climate. We’re going to have that, and we’re going to have forests that are very safe, because we can’t go through this every year we go through this, n we’re gunna have safe forests, and uh [licks lips] that’s happening as we speak.”
Then he says, obviously groping around in the empty cupboard of his brain for something to promise, we’re going to “see something very spectacular over the next couple of years.” Spectacular? How is he planning to make a reduction in wildfires “spectacular”?
But that’s a side issue, the real issue is that he apparently thinks he can simply will us into having “a great climate.” The real issue is that he’s that dumb and that ignorant. I know we already know that, but seeing the stuffed windbreaker and khakis stumbling around trying to be a real adult with real plans to do real harm reduction just underlines the point further.
“….we’re going to “see something very spectacular over the next couple of years.”
I know!, I know!.
Trump is going to announce that he’s booked in for a brain transplant. World’s first, and at least worth a try..
Yeah, that was…. special. The idea that he is willing to take credit for an imagined “great” climate after having done everything he possibly can to break the climate…
He’s personally going to send the children of illegal immigrants out to sweep and rake the forests. Little devils gotta do somethin’ to earn their keep!
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Stupid Obama just didn’t think we deserved great climate.
Spectacular, eh. He’s going to gold(esque)-plate the fucking forests, isn’t he?
Don’t be ridiculous. He’s not going to goldish-plate the forests. He’s going to astroturf them, turn them into golf courses. Then gold plate the club house.
You’re correct of course, latsot. What else could we expect of the Pyrites President?
On our honeymoon, mrs latsot and I visited Vesuvius. Near the top I found a former bit of lava with a core of fools gold running right through it. Maybe 3/4 inch across with a pinprick of Pyrites. I picked it up and brought it home because it was interesting.
One woman who was with us on the tour picked up a piece of rock that was a good foot and a half across and made us all wait while she carried it down to the bus, stopping to rest every few yards.
It was the first and last time we went on any kind of tour but aside from that I still find the difference remarkable. I picked up this little bit of rock because it was small and pretty and interesting. We passed it between ourselves and some of the other people on the bus, talking about how it was formed. And then that one person wanted to bring back the biggest rock and fuck anyone else who happened to be there.
I hardly need to tease out the metaphor.
Oh hey, I forgot to include the video.
There.
A ‘great climate’ is going to ‘manifest’ itself because he keep repeating that it will.
He’s our second New Age president.