Joe Awesome and Jane Unicorn

Kate Long read some T shirts.

https://twitter.com/volewriter/status/1029020130431434755

What did she find?

T shirts in the boys’ section (and those things are always labeled, so it’s not as if all kids can just grab unisex T shirts just because hey they are T SHIRTS) with

LIKE A BOSS

LEGEND

FEARLESS

BREAK THE RULES

TOTALLY AWESOME

NO RULES

EPIC SUPER

30% DUDE 20% EPIC

And in the girls’ section

DANCE DANCE DANCE

SPARKLE

sparkle always smile often dream big

SELFIES WIFI UNICORNS SPARKLE

STYLE BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE NEW YORK LONDON MILAN PARIS

MAKE TODAY BEAUTIFUL

make your dreams happen

FASHION ICON

love love love

shimmer

little LOVE

HAPPY

[a cartoon unicorn]

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

DREAMING OF Y♥U

Now it’s possible that there was a lot of other stuff that broke the pattern, but frankly I doubt it.

Marketers think of girls as fluffy morons and boys as bombastic egomaniacs.

Talk about “gender”…

Comments

14 responses to “Joe Awesome and Jane Unicorn”

  1. Skeletor Avatar

    30% DUDE 20% EPIC

    And 50% what?

    I think Ophelia’s summary, that marketers appear to “think of girls as fluffy morons and boys as bombastic egomaniacs” is spot on.

    I’m not sure the girls’ shirts, with one or two exceptions, really make Kate Long’s point about girls being taught compliance, except relative to the boys’ shirts. And as Ophelia points out, the boys’ shirts seem excessive, so girls’ shirts not encouraging egomaniacal behavior isn’t necessarily bad. It is quite the contrast though.

  2. Sea Monster Avatar

    May I recommend “Man who has it all” on Facebook? Recently released a range of gender flipped T-shirts such as “Rad like Mum”.

    I’m eagerly awaiting delivery of “Too Handsome to do Maths” and “Unicorn Prince”.

  3. Omar Avatar

    Marketers think of girls as fluffy morons and boys as bombastic egomaniacs.

    Then again, as WC Fields said: “Nobody ever went broke by overestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

    And I am sure that those marketers with just that pitch would do equally well anywhere in the Anglophone world.

    But how about DISREGARD THIS T-SHIRT…? As the full message.

    Worth a try, surely.

  4. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Compare G1 My Little Pony with G1 Transformers… Transformers wasn’t particularly clever, but G1 MLP was vapid and thoroughly stupid (though another Hasbro product of the time, Jem and the Holograms was anything but and probably one of the best programs from the era overall).

  5. iknklast Avatar

    BKiSA – my nieces preferred Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (even being brought up very traditionally by my fundamentalist sister). They did mix in some MLP and Rainbow Brite with that, but TMNT was the fave.

  6. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    #3

    You’ve got it backwards.

    No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by UNDERestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

    ‘Notes On Journalism’ in the Chicago Tribune (19 September 1926)

    Frequently compressed as: “No one ever went broke UNDERestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

  7. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Tangentially related: I took my grandsons to a local, small park on Saturday afternoon to play on the slides, swings, etc. There were only two other children there, girls of around 2-3 years-old, and their mothers (no assumptions; each girl was constantly yelling “Mummy, watch me do….”) were sat on the same bench as I was, so I couldn’t help but overhear them talking about their daughters and referring to them as ‘she’. One of the girls wore a t-shirt bearing the motto ‘Daddy’s Little Princess’ and a little denim skirt, and she had been playing with a small teddy bear.

    Long story short, as they were leaving, my eldest grandson brought me the bear that the girl had forgotten to take, so as they were some distance away I started walking to them and called out “Excuse me, your daughter’s left her teddy bear behind”. The mother walked back to met me, thanked me but followed up with “By the way, she might be dressed as a girl but you don’t just get to assume her gender like that!”

    And that is how to confuse the Hell out of a granddad.

  8. Freemage Avatar

    I agree with Skeletor on this one. It’s not that the girls’ shirts are horrible–they really aren’t, and some of them would genuinely be supportive of self-esteem and self-determination.

    The issue is that the boys’ shirts are pretty much precisely how you get to “Boys will be boys”. All the ‘Break the rules’ blather sounds like it comes from an ’80s manager’s guide–the kind that would’ve been ghostwritten under Trump’s name.

  9. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Well I agree with Skeletor on this one too! I find the slogans aimed at boys at least as gruesome as those aimed at girls – they’re Trump-level bombastic.

    I think the girls’ slogans are pretty horrible too though once you keep in mind that they’re gender-specific.

  10. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Acolyte – seriously? That really happened? If so what did you say?

  11. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Yes, it happened. I apologised for mis-gendering her son and she told me to fuck off and stormed off in a huff.

  12. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    After you did her and her child a favor. What a shit person.

  13. ktron Avatar

    “But how about DISREGARD THIS T-SHIRT…? As the full message.”

    Yes! Or, as Sally Sparrow might suggest:

    “Don’t Blink”

  14. Omar Avatar

    John @6:

    Further research indicates that it was from Mencken. Interestingly it works both ways, both ‘over’ and ‘under’.