Trump serenely rises above the Wolff book

The Friday night-Saturday morning installment:

Dumped like a dog? Does Trump have a habit of dumping dogs? Where, by the roadside? In Central Park? In the East River? Or maybe he means “dog” aka “ugly woman” who gets dumped because ugly. Anyway, all very dignified and presidential, announcing that a book he hasn’t read is boring and that it’s untruthful when it isn’t and when he’s the world’s biggest liar, plus abusing Bannon who used to be his bestie.

He might as well tweet “I’m so pissed off about this book I’m ready to burn everything down I hate you all you make me sick!!!”

Well, no. I can see why he’d think that, certainly, but no. Tragically the very fact that he is so stupid and childish is a very big part of why he was able to get elected. Tragically, a lot of people like aggressive conceited stupidity. It’s his popularity that got him elected, not his being like, really smart. His popularity is very much entangled with his stupidity (as well as his ignorance).

Updating to add (h/t Stewart):

The Facebook version:

Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad!

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