But they don’t play baseball over there

Odd thing to brag about.

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1210110735189233665

A great many people have pointed out that the RSPCA has a 24-hour hotline for exactly this purpose. The RSPCA have pointed out that what Maugham claims to have done is not lawful.

In case you’ve forgotten, that was Maugham’s tweeted advice to women who pointed out the potential for male people to harass or abuse women in “inclusive” changing rooms.

The Guardian even did a story on it.

Comments

14 responses to “But they don’t play baseball over there”

  1. Nullius in Verba Avatar
    Nullius in Verba

    As a hunter, I gotta say, that’s seriously fucked up. A baseball bat? What kind of non-empathic, sadistic, cruel-hearted monster would reach for a short range, bludgeoning weapon for varmint control? You would have to want the physical feedback, to feel the bat hit flesh, to hear bones crack and the animal’s pained cry.

    I … That’s … I mean …

  2. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    I know. It’s horrifying.

  3. guest Avatar

    Once again I’m honestly less astonished by the despicable behaviour of this person than the fact that he thought it was a not-horrible idea to announce the despicable behaviour to the entire world via quickly-propagated social media.

  4. KBPlayer Avatar

    @Nullius

    To be fair, Mr Maugham probably doesn’t own a rifle or shotgun. I imagine he lives on some small-holding or even has a large garden with chickens. And a wild animal trapped is pretty fearful as you can’t release it without getting bitten. But yes, you would call the RSPCA, if only for advice.

    This has gone viral. There’s an entertaining thread about how UK publications would run this story.

    https://twitter.com/ajcdeane/status/1210206066560131072?fbclid=IwAR1cFTUbpYzuPryd7bQtXQfkjfX5CHmX95OcNaYH_edPQaodRIIOvYKZ4ak

  5. Nullius in Verba Avatar
    Nullius in Verba

    Sorry to those upset by my tweet. My chickens were very distressed by the fox – both before and after I’d despatched it – and I wanted it out of the way quickly.

    No one should relish killing animals – and I certainly didn’t. But if you haven’t been up close to a large trapped fox, perhaps reserve judgment.

    Dude. Morally healthy people don’t kill the trapped animal. They free it. Like this. Or this. Or this Or this.

    You are an actual sociopath.

    What’s especially unfortunate is that I’ve already started to investigate the enormous harm done by factory farming, with a view to acting in that space in 2020. It would be a pity if my misguided tweets inhibited that. I’ll try to do better.

    “I did something wrong. That wrong thing was getting caught. I am sorry I did that wrong thing.”

  6. cazz Avatar

    @KBPlayer Having released raccoons, opossums, angry feral cats and the neighbors’ chicken killing puppy from live traps without getting bitten, I’m not sure you’ve been using the right trap.

  7. Papito Avatar

    Jo is clearly a Fox-Exclusive Radical Avianist. I can’t believe anyone would employ such a bigot.

  8. KBPlayer Avatar

    @cazz – In these parts we don’t get a chance to practice on raccoons and opossums. Squirrels, maybe. I’m afraid I’ve only caught mice in traps, and the trap kills them outright.

    Actually I understand the fox was caught in chicken wire.

  9. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Papito, maybe Fox-Exclusive Radical Fowlist be more apt?

  10. Roj Blake Avatar

    AoS, three can play this game, and I’ve got the winning hand.

    The name Todd is derived from Ole English for Fox, thus making him a Todd Exclusive Radical Fowlist.

    /Takes a bow

  11. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Well played, Roj. Consider my cap doffed.

  12. maddog1129 Avatar

    Good gravy, I wouldn’t have thought it was a real boast. I thought it was hyperbole, made up for effect.

  13. Catwhisperer Avatar

    I mean, instead of just “imagining” what the RSPCA would do, he could have tried phoning them. I might not have blamed him if after what feels like an hour of recorded messages he had thrown the phone aside and taken matters into his own hands. My own imagination is suggesting an old blanket and some wire cutters to solve the problem, but of course I’m not as woke as this guy.

  14. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    I would think sales of baseball bats in the UK would warrant some police attention. I suspect that a large majority of those sold are intended as weapons.