It’s yuuuge
Buy Greenland jokes:
Buy Greenland. Tow it into the Gulf of Mexico. Airflow over melting ice cools Texas and Florida. Global warming problem solved!
Honored sirs, I am PRINCE KIELSEN and I am contacting you with exciting opportunity. I recently inherited an island but need a small amount of cash. Send a money order for $600,000,000 to my account and I will give you “Greenland.”
All I’m saying is why settle for Greenland when Canada is right there for the taking
Uh, we should definitely buy Greenland. Have any of you looked at a map? It’s like, gigantic. It’s bigger than freaking Africa.
I vote for the map joke. I’m sure the orange one in charge would fall for it.
Is that map missing the equator and Greenwich meridian?
It’s true! Greenland is bigger on that map than Africa!
So next time I am contacted by someone suggesting I deposit money for whatever reason in some Nigerian bank account , I will say “couldn’t you make that a bank in Sisimiut?” Africa’s a bit too small: never mind Nigeria. It’s Greenland for me! (Credit card details to follow by supplementary carrier pigeon.)
Ha! Very droll.