Rainbow mermaid bro

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Ophelia Benson

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So much woke bro.

https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1079872396230868993

https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1080101494895112192

https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1080159100992921604

https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1080173592589914112

Funny how hating women is the new right-on, isn’t it.

Jan 2: updating to add: account suspended. Those tweets will never appear again!

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10 responses to “Rainbow mermaid bro”

  1. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Gammon?

  2. Ophelia Benson Avatar
    Ophelia Benson

    From the Urban Dictionary:

    A term used to describe a particular type of Brexit-voting, europhobic, middle-aged white male, whose meat-faced complexion suggests they are perilously close to a stroke.

  3. chigau Avatar
    chigau

    also

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gammon?full=1

  4. Sackbut Avatar
    Sackbut

    I guess he forgot to add misogynists, rapists, abusers, and various others.

  5. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    What a puerile vain man child. Can’t wait till he turns 40. He’s also not very good at playing woke bingo. He missed SWERF which scores much higher than Bastard Cat.

  6. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    But surely Mr. Woke realises that ‘gammon’ is offensive to muslims and Jews. Tsk tsk.

    Now, here we see the hypocritical nature of the authoritarian wide-awoke.

    Rule 1…

    If you find the words used to describe your appalling views offensive, you should maybe consider being less of a fundamentally fucking awful shitbag.

    For rule 2…

    Hitting my mentions with transphobic vitriol or disingenuous ‘legitimate concerns’ bollocks won’t convince me to get dragged into a debate with you.

    It’s just gonna get you on a one way train to Cunts Who Are Blockedsville.

    …refer to rule 1. Don’t like being called names? You and your appalling views are the problem. Question my views? Ditto..

  7. iknklast Avatar
    iknklast

    Yeah, because if you don’t like being called a c**t, you must have appalling views that make you a fundamentally awful person. In short, you’re probably a woman, and we all hate women now, both left and right, because we can hate women and still be woke, thanks to the acronym TERF, which gives us free reign to hate women without losing our “woke” status.

  8. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Hullo! What happened to the tweets? There’s just some non-viable links there now.

  9. Ophelia Benson Avatar
    Ophelia Benson

    Oh, probably because he protected his account. I didn’t bother to make screenshots, but other people did. He’ll unprotect it because he likes having more people to call cunts.

  10. Holms Avatar
    Holms

    Account suspended. Good.

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