The press is so RUDE


Why “podium” of all things?

Is it because he’s never typed the word before and had to ask someone how to spell it?

Is it because he thinks it’s a silly word?

Because he’s dimly aware that “going to the podium” is shorthand for answering press questions, and thinks that kind of shorthand has to be signaled with scare quotes?

Because he has no clue and just sticks in capital letters and quotation marks at random?

Because most of his brain has gone dark?

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