Who wouldn’t?

Din-dins at the pally was the first time Donald “The Pig” Trump and Kate Middleton met, but he had a history. What kind of history? The usual kind, of course: his history of insulting her on Twitter.

Back in 2012, French magazine Closer published photos of Middleton sunbathing topless.

That is, she and William were staying at a private house owned by relatives, and a photographer took stealth photos of her, which is an absolute shit thing to do. She wasn’t walking down Oxford Street with her tits out.

But Trump saw fit to scold her on Twitter – Trump, the guy who brags about grabbing women by the pussy, and does in fact grab women by the pussy. Trump who called his daughter “a piece of ass” on Howard Stern’s radio talk show.

Who wouldn’t spy on a woman in order to photograph her naked in order to sell the photos for big bucks? Everyone who isn’t a sleazy prurient misogynist shit, that’s who. Maybe Kate Middleton shouldn’t get naked to take a shower, either, because who knows, maybe somebody with a telephoto lens can get a shot through the window.

They sued, by the way, and the magazine lost and had to pay a settlement. Trump’s legal theory is bullshit.

I’d love to think she spat in his eye at the din-din, but I don’t suppose she could.

Funny how it’s the women he goes after, isn’t it.

Comments

6 responses to “Who wouldn’t?”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Didn’t he also brag about the fact that owning a beauty pageant allowed him to barge into the dressing rooms and ogle the young contestants while they were in a state of undress?

  2. James Garnett Avatar
    James Garnett

    Some of those beauty pageants were teen pageants, too. Girls as young as 15.

  3. chigau Avatar

    There are nude photos of Melania out there.

  4. Rob Avatar

    But Chigau, Melania got paid to take her kit off, so that’s good, rather than being snooped on from a kilometre away with a telephoto lens, which is clearly just her fault and a bit slutty. Besides hot women photographed looking sexy who belong to Trump increase his sense of self, a bit like having a fuckable teen daughter. Excuse me, I need to throw up now.

  5. chigau Avatar

    Thanks, Rob. I understand.

    Have a bucket.